Mitt Pulls A 'Weiner'

Mitt Pulls A 'Weiner'

When Bill Clinton wagged his finger at us saying: "I - did - not - have - sex - with - that -woman", we all knew he was lying. When Anthony 'that's-not-my-weiner' said: that's not my weiner, we all knew, that was his weiner.

Now when Mitt Romney tells Fox News: "I don’t recall the incident myself, but I’ve seen the reports and I’m not going to argue with that," we all know he's a lying weiner. M-i-i-i-i-t, look at me, look at me -- you're telling me you don't recall, one way or the other, whether you were involved with a group of your buddies who held down a weaker classmate and cut off his hair during your senior year? Now Mitt knows he knows and he knows we know.

The problem for Mitt is he doesn't have the skill set, and never will, of a seasoned reprobate like a Clinton or a Weiner, so he tries to half-ass, middle-of-the-road it with an 'I don't recall'. Clinton and Weiner would have gotten in our face and snarled until the blue dress and more weiner pics showed up. However Mitt doesn't have the luxury of attending a week long Clinton - Weiner seminar. The Obama Nasties have been bragging for months that they have a stack two feet high of opposition research ready to be unloaded. This week's free haircut episode was just one tiny sheet off the very top.

Jason Horowitz, the reporter on the Post hit piece said they gave the Romney camp ample time to respond. Ample time, and this is the best the Romney team could come up with, "I don't recall"? To anyone paying close attention it's clear that Romney is simply not a skilled politician and the Romney campaign is very much overrated. Obama's boys have to be laughing it up in Chicago as they toy with Romney like a wooden marionette.

Talk radio and right-wing blogs have been saying this is trivial stuff and will have no effect on the election. They are wrong. This isn't about free haircuts and mischievous schoolboys, this is about portraying Mitt Romney as a deviant, someone who plays dirty. This week's objective was to show Romney playing dirty even as far back as high school. Just wait till the Bain Capital crap starts flying, there won't be five schoolboys telling stories of high school hijinks, but fifty businessmen recanting stories of just what a dishonest, ruthless, dirty dealer Romney was.

And finally how hard will it be to portray Romney as a dirty campaigning politician. The Obama Nasties shouldn't even get paid for that day. Perhaps this is why people who put their 'money where their mouth is' have Obama up 60 to 37 on Intrade.

You might have asked yourself, how did we get here, how did we allow for a presidential election between two lightweights with the main issues being; dogs on cars, dogs with ketchup, stay-at-home-moms, car elevators, golf, bullies, blouses, druggies, dresses? I've asked myself that question. I wish I had the answer.

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  • lol - Yeah Stan.. then he HAD to apologize for TELLING THE TRUTH and calling out the liar.  Amazing how twisted our governing body is.

  • There has  been "One True Statement Made in This Century".  Remember when Our Congressman Wilson from South Carolina told Our Great pResident of these United States, 'YOU LIE' !       Semper Fidelis

  • What why would this matter?  How is Romney's past anymore relevant to the left when comparing it to Obama's college days of alcohol, marijuana and cocaine?  Seriously?  Hey Mitt... throw it all out there like "Dreams from my father" and just get it over with already.  If you do it, then they don't have it as a weapon anymore.  If you don't, then they just add "lair" to the list of things being used to discredit you.  THINK MAN!  THINK SAUL ALINSKY SYLE. 

  • So, what is the big deal with school activities?  Who gives a F _ _ K if he has a little fun in school?  Who gives a F _ _ K if he smoked a little weed in school, or WHATEVER?  I care about the fact that he will help the economy with his private sector business experience.  I GUARANTEE Mitt Romney has more experience at creating jobs than the whole bunch we have there now!  P _ S S on what he did in school, WE GOTTA ELECT THIS GUY and clean out the Whitehouse.  THAT IS A MUST for this country to survive.

  • I blame it on the stoopidass GOP. They do this EVERY SINGLE FREAKING TIME! See, now I bet more wished they backed Santorum.... what's in his closet? Oh, the usual that is nothing new to Washington, voted for big gvt and spending as a record... that's it. Really.

    THIS is what we get for not beating the crap out of the GOP and TELLING THEM who WE wanted, not who THEY thought would do them favors. SHIOT! This enrages me to NO END! Anyone who thinks our vote counts for something is delusional. We have no say, we have no freedom... it's all a myth from the past that we hold onto because the reality that we are just the pawns that get used and divided is far to frightening to grasp.  In a one world government... we do not exist.  Hell, we don't exist NOW!  Unless we MARCH AND DEMAND to be heard... and we don't or do far too seldom to make any impact. 

  • Anybody got an idea to put the U.S Constitution back into effect? Maybe they could get elected on that, instead of pointing fingers at nonsense....

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