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  • She is so hateful, I can see why she would afraid to be put under like a mad dog.  Fine with me, but she needs to pay for it herself and not get it from my taxes.

  • Let me guess she's requested the Security Teams wear Brown Shirts and that cute little red arm band?

  • Make sure she has to pay for it herself!!!

    • You got that right.

       

  • TEXAS CAUTION:

     In regards to all the people wanting to move here from New York and California as well as many other heavily populated cities across the country, as well as those wanting to visit...

     

    Before you come to Texas to visit you must be aware of what is happening here. Especially, around the coastal, rural and all of south Texas! There's a housing shortage, rent has tripled, and folks are vacationing here in record numbers...

     

    So if you plan on moving here, or just plan on vacationing on our beaches, river bottoms, hill country or lakes this summer, I think you should know that wolf spiders, fire ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area due to dryer than usual weather. The woods will eat you alive with ticks and chiggers.

     

    Our lakes are full of gators, fresh water sharks, and creepy old guys wearing speedos.

     

    Our rivers are full of drunks in tubes peeing themselves while the banjo players lay waiting in the bushes.

     

    Texas panthers have eaten many domesticated animals and possibly some small children.

     

    The local bear and coyote population are all 'in heat' and think your wife/girlfriend is hot.

     

    Snakes... don’t even get me started on the water headed copper moccasins here, and the Diamond Back Rattler Cobras.

     

    The poison ivy has overtaken all other vegetation.

     

    We have had bear sightings at every park and town they are after your picnic baskets….and some cougars have been spotted in motel rooms and bars.

     

    Watch out for the jackalopes, they have been extremely aggressive this season.

     

    We have the Skunk Ape invading our parks and it’s their mating season. Porcupines are "stabbing" small children should they dare to utilize the local playground equipment.

     

    Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs looking for beer.

     

    Murder hornets!?! We’ve got great black clouds of murder hornets, and swarms of giant crickets and even some Oklahoma grasshoppers.

     

    Scorpions have been congregating in massive quantities under rocks, logs, wooden steps, automobiles, and tarantulas are now stealing peoples food and biting like crazy.

     

    I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners (we had a jump in them after Tiger King) have released their cats into the streets of our cities and towns.

     

    Head lice now fly and we have vampire bats.

     

    Oh, and no one is vaccinated.

     

    I hear Idaho and Louisiana are really nice though.” 👍🏼

    • By the way, Idaho and Louisiana don't want you either!

    • And to top all that off, nobody in the state (with the possible exception of Austin) is "woke", so you may be "triggered" a lot if you come here. Just don't say the word "triggered" here since it means something different to folks who all carry guns!

       

    • I remember a trip to Lake Schluchsee in the black Forest region of the FRG. What a culture shock for a young enlisted guy used to the So-Cal Beaches...  There I was... beautiful European women, tiny...tiny bikini's and the hairiest legs and armpits I've ever seen! LOL.... Twas the back to nature thang they went thru in the 1970's! 

    • Loved the History, Culture, Food and Beverages, but Nope... never aquired a taste for the "Bush Ladies".

    • Hahahahahahahaha, those are widely seen in European thermal bathhouses, especially in their outdoor Pools! 

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