David Lawrence
awesomelawrence@aol.com
WOMEN HAVE IT MADE
Women complain that they earn 76 cents for every dollar that males earn. They think men have it made. They don’t realize that they have most of the advantages and that our having it made is mostly when we make women. Women are jealous, spoiled and entitled.
Men have built most of the world and get no credit for it.
What about our disadvantages in our relationships with women?
What about when we, men, date women, we pay for their dinners, coffees, tips, movies, shows and carfare home?
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What about when we date women we use our cars and pay for the gas?
What about if we divorce and we have saved ten million dollars, the woman, even if she has been unfaithful, gets five million of what she never earned?
What about that we are scratching at women’s doors while they have the choice to keep them closed.
What about if our wives drive us crazy and we die ten years ahead of them because we are not constitutionally constructed to roll with stress and go the distance? How much should corpses be reimbursed for those ten years?
What about that we pine after women and try to get them to date us? Yet they can take us or leave us?
What about that women get paid for pregnancy and we get the subsequent bills for their fulfillment and their satisfaction of having a child?
What about that women get raped? That’s a bad one. Wouldn’t want that. One point for their negatives.
What about that women can use their beauty and sexuality to get money, position and good jobs?
What about that we worry over asking a woman out but she is comfortable barely noticing us?
What about that girls get past the velvet ropes into clubs and men have to stand outside waiting? Girls often get five hundred dollars’ worth of drinks in clubs for free.
What about that men chase after women and women have the ego thrill of running? Men want sex and women accommodate them as if they deserve something for it, as if it’s an inconvenience.
What about men finding it difficult to last long enough to satisfy women sexually while they can get us off in a few minutes?
We long to hump women. Women hump us reluctantly. Time for them to enjoy their position and quit complaining.
Feminists who are jealous of men are angry little people who don’t realize their advantages. All they worry about is raises. They never appreciate their advantages.
Women always want more rights. But they aren’t right. They already have all the advantages. They should quit blubbering.
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