The New Protected Class: Illegal Aliens.

The new definition for the word “illegal” is “special.”  At least that’s the way it seems if you’ve entered our country illegally or refused to leave when your visa expired.


If you are an illegal alien, you can get “in-state” tuition to attend college; can use the emergency room as your HMO; can scam the Internal Revenue Service out of $4.2 billion dollars per year by claiming children that don’t even live in the country; can get food stamps; can get WIC (They accept foreign ID); and you won’t be reported by the US Labor Department to Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) if you’re a day laborer.


Speaking of deportation, you will no longer be deported if you are enrolled in any type of education program; a family member has volunteered for military service; you have filed a civil rights lawsuit; you are pregnant or nursing; or if you’ve not been convicted of a crime. Even better, you’ll also reportedly receive a work permit by the Obama administration if you are allowed to stay.


In the unlikely event you are detained for future deportation, you may be sent to the federal detention center in Karnes City, Texas.  This 608-bed facility sits on 29 acres, and boasts a library with internet access, cable TV, basketball courts, a fitness center, soccer fields and even a dining facility complete with salad bar.


There are no guards, just “resident advisors.”  Instead of uniforms, the “advisors” wear less threatening polo shirts and khakis and more importantly-- are unarmed.  This facility only cost the American taxpayers $32 million to build.  If you can delay being detained a little longer, two more of these are being built, one outside of Chicago and one in southern Florida.


In the event you are detained in one of the older facilities, there is still great news.  Changes have been put in place at all the detention facilities.  These include: hanging plants, free movement for detainees, longer visiting hours, replacing guards with “unit managers,” allowing you to wear your own clothing, free email access, free phone service, dance classes, movie nights, art classes,

cooking classes, tutoring and computer training, and self-serve beverage stations


In addition to the new amenities, ICE has also reduced or in some cases, eliminated pat-down searches.  This may have angered Tre Rebstock, president of the ICE union in Houston.  He told the Houston Chronicle: “Our biggest concern is that someone is going to get hurt.”  He continued: “My grandparents would have loved to have bingo night and a dance class at the retirement home they were in when they passed away, but that was something we would have had to pay for. And yet these guys are getting it on the taxpayers' dime.”  What does Tre know anyway?  Of the 33,000 illegal aliens being detained currently by ICE, only about half are felons.


If you are transgendered or needing an abortion, free sex-change hormones and free abortion services are provided.  It won’t cost you a dime.


Isn’t it great that during the worst economic period this nation has experienced since the Great Depression, as millions of Americans continue to face unemployment and lose their homes in record numbers, that American taxpayers are still able to pay for illegal aliens (Oops—I mean special people) to live more comfortably and be given the sort of medical care that by President Obama’s own estimate—more than 40 million Americans cannot afford for themselves.


And now, your children up to the age of 30 have been given amnesty, not by Congress where it is supposed to happen, but by executive order.  Some say this amnesty order is illegal but if you apply the new definition, it’s just special.


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Comment by Arthur Bedford on June 26, 2012 at 8:02am

Of course I like it--I wrote it to wake people up to the unconstitutional and profoundly illegal ways our government has prescribed to.  If we do not take a stand now, I'm afraid our country is doomed.



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Angry Dem Impeachment ‘Witness’: Pam Karlan Donated Thousands To Hillary And Was On Clinton’s List For Potential SCOTUS Nomination

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The House Judiciary Committee, chaired by Rep. Jerrold Nadler, kicked off its first impeachment circus Wednesday morning.

The four ‘witnesses’ testifying have never actually witnessed any of Trump’s dealings with Ukraine firsthand — the four witnesses are law professors offering legal analysis.

One of the witnesses the Dems rolled out is an angry Hillary Clinton donor who was on Crooked’s list for a potential Supreme Court nomination.

No wonder why this unhinged, dowdy woman is so pissed off!

“Professor Pam Karlan donated thousands of dollars to Democrats and was on Hillary Clinton’s list for a potential Supreme Court nomination. So she certainly has no vendetta against President Trump,” GOP Rep. Mark Walker said.

Congressman Walker also pointed out that Noah Feldman, the Dems first partisan witness in Wednesday’s hearing tweeted about impeaching Trump right after he was sworn in.

Rep. Mark Walker   RepMarkWalker

Meet Noah Feldman, House Democrats first partisan witness.

Look at the date of this tweet. He has been trying to get @realDonaldTrump impeached since 46 days into his presidency.

His reason? Trump criticized President Obama.

This is a sham impeachment with sham witnesses. 

Noah Feldman @NoahRFeldman

Trump's wiretap tweets raise risk of impeachment  via @BV

Rep. Mark Walker   RepMarkWalker

The next witness, Karlan, has donated thousands to Democrats and was on Hillary Clinton’s list for a potential Supreme Court nomination.

So she certainly has no vendetta against @realDonaldTrump.

These witnesses are as serious as House Democrats impeachment case: not at all.

The entire sham show trial is stacked with partisan hacks who have wanted to impeach Trump from the moment he won in November of 2016.

Norm Eisen, the Democrats’ counsel who is blasting Trump and questioning witnesses in Wednesday’s show trial, tweeted about impeaching Trump before Donald Trump was even sworn into office!

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