Prayer of a Liberal!

Oh, bama,

Lord of ALL knowledge.
By the Power of Gore, I thank you.

Take our No Good Insurance, our Worthless Doctors, and anything else you can get your eternally growing

Arms around.

 We know you Hear all (NSA), see all (SPY satellites) and are In Control of every aspect of our seemingly inexhaustible Taxable incomes.

Import more votes by allowing the neighbors, we love, to have ALL of our belongings.

You know what’s best for them too.

Let us not put anything foul into our mouths, (like good and real food)  not approved and regulated by your Divine Government.

Take away the weapons of defense and give them to our enemies, for you say they are now our allies.

And We know that you know ALL.
We give Thanks for your Blessings of Global Warming, that have Kept us all from Freezing to Death on this 15th year or cooler (even record LOW) Temperatures.
If not for Your Wonderful insight into what is best for everyone and everything the Arctic and Antarctic Ice would surely have met up in Florida or Maybe Cuba by now.
Bless us even more with TOTAL control of Every Aspect of our Lowly existence.

Sterilize all who might even think of opposing you.
For you know we are totally ignorant of anything good.


Praise your Unholy Name. Amoon.

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