When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped himacross the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helpedconceive?"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but youfailed."
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the commondefense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration ofIndependence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger onthe radical, socialist, leader.
As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel
appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promisedme."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you inHeaven. What did you think I said"....."You really need to listen when someoneis trying to tell you something!!