Snake Oil for sale!!!
Used Liberally, it may prevent Climate change, subconsciously repel Mass Shooters in Gun Free Zones, lower your Healthcare premiums, and bring you Hope and Change!
LIMITED TIME ONLY - Share my Snake Oil with 10 friends in the next 30 minutes, and your next WISH WILL COME TRUE!*
*Not approved by the FDA. Please allow up to 4 years for processing. Wish not guaranteed to come true. Safety not guaranteed in Gun Free Zones or elsewhere. Climate change not fully understood. Ingredients listed under cap - purchase required. Healthcare premiums may increase. Hope and Change experienced may vary. Not intended for use by individuals with an IQ over 110. May cause Feminine traits in Men, and/or Masculine traits in Women. All sales final.