"God Is Busy"

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses
had a professor who was a devout atheist and a member of the ACLU .

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you
to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The
lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm
still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the
Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked
him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you
do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today
protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to say
stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

THIS IS GOOD. KEEP IT GOING.

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Comment by Thom Rhodes on January 13, 2010 at 5:43pm
no, in fact i understood the point. "We don't like people saying bad things about God." Not much to miss. There is, in fact, a lot that can be done in fixing the image of christian conservatives as quick to claim persecution or, heaven forbid, fantasize about violence. But then, it's always easier to level accusations or imagine difficult scenarios ended with a quick, unironic punch then to foster discussion.
Comment by R.T. Hudgins on January 12, 2010 at 11:57am
Thanks, I am sure most people see the point of the post.
Comment by Tea Party Founder on January 12, 2010 at 10:42am
RT - I got it and people say the dumbest things and need to have a wake up call. Thanks
Comment by R.T. Hudgins on January 12, 2010 at 10:15am
Thom! I think you Missed the Point.. stop drinking the cool-aid!
Comment by Thom Rhodes on January 12, 2010 at 9:05am
I can't fathom that this actually happened. Even still, fantasizing about punching atheists is pretty disgusting. And believing that God's will involves having American servicemen attacking American civilians is, bluntly, ignorant.

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Joe Biden Vows: Give Taxpayer-Funded Obamacare To All Illegal Aliens In U.S.

Former Vice President and 2020 Democrat presidential primary candidate Joe Biden is vowing to give Obamacare, funded by American taxpayers, to all 11 to 22 million illegal aliens living in the United States.

During an interview with Telemundo’s Jose Diaz-Balart, Biden forgot that Obamacare technically bans illegal aliens from enrolling in healthcare plans — although illegal aliens are still able to obtain subsidized and free healthcare at Americans’ expense — and promised that under his plan, all 11 to 22 million illegal aliens would be able to get Obamacare.

The exchange went as follows:

DIAZ-BALART: When I … NBC moderated that first debate with you, I didn’t … I don’t recall a clear answer, under your plan should … would the 11, 12 million undocumented immigrants that live in the United States, that have been here many for generations, would they have access …

BIDEN: Yes.

DIAZ-BALART: — to health insurance.

BIDEN: Yes, they … if they can buy into the system like everybody else.

DIAZ-BALART: Because you know, in [Obamacare] they can’t.

BIDEN: Yeah. Yeah, I know. Well they can, that’s my point. They continue to be able to do that.

DIAN-BALART: They cannot under the ObamaCare.

BIDEN: Well and that’s my point, they will though. They will be able to buy into … [illegal aliens] would be able to buy in, just like anyone else could.

Biden joins Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT), Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA), and South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Pete Buttigieg — among other 2020 Democrats — in committing to forcing American taxpayers to pay for healthcare for illegal aliens who arrive in the U.S.

Already, due to loopholes, American taxpayers are spending nearly $20 billion every year to provide illegal aliens with subsidized healthcare, emergency room visits, and other health services.

Under the 2020 Democrats’ plan to provide taxpayer-funded healthcare to all illegal aliens living in the U.S., Americans would be billed potentially $660 billion every decade just to cover the costs. Other research has found that the plan would cost Americans at least $23 billion every year.

As Breitbart News has reported, experts have said that giving taxpayer-funded healthcare to effectively all foreign nationals who can make it to America’s borders would drive “strong incentives for people with serious health problems to enter the country or remain longer than their visas allow in order to get government-funded care.”

Despite 2020 Democrats’ continued push for taxpayer-funded healthcare for illegal aliens, American voters are overwhelmingly opposed to the plan. The latest Wall Street Journal/NBC News survey revealed that the healthcare-for-illegal-aliens plan is the least popular policy position, with opposition from 62 percent of U.S. voters.

Similarly, a CNN poll from July discovered that 63 percent of likely swing voters oppose providing healthcare to illegal aliens, along with nearly 6-in-10 of all likely U.S. voters and 61 percent of moderates. A Rasmussen Reports survey also found that likely voters, by a majority of 55 percent, oppose giving healthcare to even the most low-income illegal aliens.

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