"God Is Busy"

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses
had a professor who was a devout atheist and a member of the ACLU .

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you
to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The
lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm
still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the
Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked
him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you
do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today
protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to say
stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

THIS IS GOOD. KEEP IT GOING.

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Comment by Thom Rhodes on January 13, 2010 at 5:43pm
no, in fact i understood the point. "We don't like people saying bad things about God." Not much to miss. There is, in fact, a lot that can be done in fixing the image of christian conservatives as quick to claim persecution or, heaven forbid, fantasize about violence. But then, it's always easier to level accusations or imagine difficult scenarios ended with a quick, unironic punch then to foster discussion.
Comment by R.T. Hudgins on January 12, 2010 at 11:57am
Thanks, I am sure most people see the point of the post.
Comment by Tea Party Founder on January 12, 2010 at 10:42am
RT - I got it and people say the dumbest things and need to have a wake up call. Thanks
Comment by R.T. Hudgins on January 12, 2010 at 10:15am
Thom! I think you Missed the Point.. stop drinking the cool-aid!
Comment by Thom Rhodes on January 12, 2010 at 9:05am
I can't fathom that this actually happened. Even still, fantasizing about punching atheists is pretty disgusting. And believing that God's will involves having American servicemen attacking American civilians is, bluntly, ignorant.

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