And they look like they just had a swim.
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."
So I explained to her that my dogs are, unemployed, lazy,
can't speak English and expect me to feed them, provide them with housing
and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first checks Friday.
She also put their names on the Democrat voter registry.
IS this a great country or what!
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