This is funny, I don't care who you are.

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
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If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone.
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If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
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If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches
channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless it's a non-christian religion, of course!)
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If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can
have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."

Truth is funny.

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