• Ever wonder how things can get so screwed up. Is it a lack of communication? Consider the following story….. 

    In the beginning was the plan 
    And then came the assumptions 
    And the assumptions were without form 
    And the plan was completely without substance 
    And the darkness was upon the faces of the Workers 
    And they spoke unto their Group Heads, saying: 
    "It is a crock of shit and it stinketh". 
    And the Group Heads went unto their Section Heads and sayeth: 
    "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof' ..” 
    And the Section Heads went unto their Managers and sayeth to them: 
    "It is a container of excrement, and it’s aroma very strong, 
    . Such that none here may abide by it". 
    And the managers went unto their Director and sayeth unto him: 
    "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it’s fragrance is very powerful". 
    And the Director went unto the Assistant Deputy Minister 
    and sayeth unto him: 
    "It promoteth growth, and it is very powerful". 
    And the A.D.M. went unto the Deputy Minister and sayeth unto him: 
    "This powerful new plan will actively promote the growth and 
    Efficiency of the Department, and this area in particular". 
    And the Deputy Minister looked upon the plan, 
    And saw that it 'was good’. 

    And this is how a crock of shit becomes policy. 

    Now you might wonder how something like the above can actually take place. Well consider the following story……. 

    When the human body was first made, all of its parts had a meeting. 

    They all agreed there had to be a leader, a boss, to make sure everything ran smoothly. 

    First the brain spoke up saying he should be boss cuz he coordinated every function. 

    But the heart objected saying if it wasn't for him constantly pumping life's blood to every part, nothing could happen. 

    Then the lungs interjected, "I should be boss cuz I supply the oxygen necessary for the blood to be viable. 

    "Wait a minute," responded the liver. "I make sure the blood and other vital fluids are healthy constantly cleansing them of toxins and poisons. 

    Even the spleen extolled it should be boss cuz he was the one who actually manufactured enough blood so the body could function. 

    This went on and on with the arms, legs, kidneys, stomach, eyes, teeth and all the other parts putting in their arguments why they should be boss. 

    Then when all thought the debate was over, the "asshole" boastfully bellowed, "I demand to be boss!" 

    Upon hearing that, all the other body parts broke out into loud laughter at that "absurd" idea. 

    Taken aback by that harsh rebuke of his demand, the asshole puckered up refusing to participate in any more discussion. 

    Soon the brain became dizzy and feverish. 

    The heart struggled to keep pumping. 

    The lungs found it increasingly difficult to draw in much needed air. 

    The arms soon hung limply to the side. 

    The eyes blurred. 

    And so it went with every part of the body. 

    And emergency meeting was called. And soon all capitulated for the sake of the whole. 

    So that's how the "asshole" became the boss. 


    Now I know you think this was all meant to be funny, but is it really??? 

    The reason that we have such shit policy is because assholes are in charge. It time for them to go. Remember, shit flows down hill. 

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TRUMP:  Trump To Give ‘Start Your Engines’ Command At Dayton

President Donald Trump will give the command for drivers to start their engines before the Daytona 500.

Daytona International Speedway officials named Trump the grand marshal for NASCAR’s season opener, meaning he will deliver the most famous four words in auto racing. “Gentleman, start your engines,” has been a staple of races around the country and world for decades.

White House spokesman Judd Deere said Thursday the president plans to attend the race. Track president Chip Wile confirmed the news in a release.

“Daytona International Speedway has been privileged to have hosted several sitting presidents of the United States over our history,” Wile said. “We’re honored that the president of the United States has chosen to experience the pageantry and excitement of ‘The Great American Race.’”

Trump is the third sitting president to attend a race at Daytona, but only the second to attend the Daytona 500. George W. Bush attended in 2004. Trump is the first to be given an honorary role in pre-race ceremonies.

Trump is scheduled to spend part of the Presidents Day weekend at his private club in Palm Beach, Florida.

The Federal Aviation Administration issued a flight restriction for Sunday and the U.S. Secret Service, which is responsible for presidential security, also tweeted to fans that drones are prohibited within 30 miles of the race in Daytona Beach — a restriction put in place for presidential visits.

Trump has hosted previous NASCAR champions at the White House and last October awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to motorsports titan Roger Penske. Last year, Trump also praised retired driver Mario Andretti, the Daytona 500 winner in 1967, reminiscing about a ride Andretti gave him in a race car for his reality show “The Apprentice.”

“I said, ‘Mario, get me out of here. I want to get out of this car,’” Trump recalled. “We went so fast. We literally — we covered four blocks in like a second.”

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