Medicare coverage

It's funny and perhaps not too far from the truth. Right now the services we are receiving for my stepmom are curtailed as compared to the services dad received a couple of years ago!
 
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Medicare Coverage
 
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."
"Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking."
"Mrs Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor send his
biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now
uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. (AIDS)
"We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mr.s Sanders.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.
If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
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