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Mr. Biden, It’s Time For Your Pudding

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pudding-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710x“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

That is one of the most well-known sentences from arguably THE most famous document ever written. With those words, Thomas Jefferson ushered into being the greatest nation on Earth, and those words have echoed throughout the world to this day.

That document, our Declaration of Independence, and those words should be known by all Americans, and until recently, were taught in our schools.

In fact, anyone over the age of 35 is, or should be as familiar with that sentence as they are with their own names…

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Free Vaseline and Other Empty Promises

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ddeb-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xRussian collusion is over.

The Mueller report is over.

The Trump/Zelensky phone call with its quid pro quo, it’s extortion, and its bribery along with its “abuse of power,” and its “obstruction of congress” is over.

And impeachment is over too.

All of those things ended with liberals wadding up their collective panties, and with President Trump standing tall, still in the White House, and still their president, but all of those things had one thing in common…

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Cancel Culture…The New Censorship

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Cancel culture.

It’s all the rage righcanc-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xt now. Say something, do something, wear something, or be seen somewhere deemed inappropriate by faux liberal intellectual ilk, and you’re finished. You can lose your job, your business, your ability to appear at anything from a concert to your high school prom…and worse.

No proof needed, no evidence of wrong doing necessary.

All it takes is someone else’s pretend offense.

Cancel Culture…The New Censorship…it’s political correctness in steroids, and fascism run amok.

At the risk of offending anyone, real or pretend, your every word is now scrutinized, your every social media post is under the proverbial microscope, your manner of dress, your hair style, and your every interaction whether or not you believe those interactions to be jokes, or serious, is being held to a very high double standard by liberals.

If, on the off chance you happen to be a liberal…well, you pretty much get a free pass. Maybe a liberal here, or one there, will be punished, but by and large, and certainly if you are considered to be one of the liberal elite…you have little to worry about.

But God forbid you happen to be a Conservative…

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The Insanity at CNN Continues

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

unk-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xThere are so many unknown things in our world, it’s nearly impossible to know where to start.

Why do whales beach themselves? Where do elephants go to die? How were the pyramids built? What happens to socks when they disappear in the dryer?

Why can’t Hillary just shut the hell up and go away?

There is a very long list of things we may never find the answers to, but there are some things we do know as fact, and one of those things is that…

Liberals are bat-crap crazy.

There is no end to the insanity from the left side of our political aisle, and seemingly no end to the lies the liberal mainstream media will tell to bolster that insanity.

Take CNN as a prime example…

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

abw-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xBy now, I think we can all agree that the democrat debates are somewhere between a joke, and a pissing contest facing the wind, and even democrats who bothered to watch would agree if they are being honest.

They can’t possibly see anything on that stage that resembles a potential winner, and they have to be going to bed with the song ‘Send in the Clowns’ stuck in their heads.

Sure, I could go into detail regarding democrat debate number 4 which took place last Tuesday night, but why bother? It was just more of the same old stinky crap…hate Trump, and try to outbid the rest of the circus as to how much of other people’s money they intend to spend, and how much “free” stuff they promise to use to bribe people to vote for them.

There was no new ground broken, no bombshells, and no new ideas…no plan, no substance and no American flags.

There was something that did strike me however…

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Democrats Don’t Give a Schiff

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

dgis-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xThis is getting more than ridiculous, it’s getting downright…entertaining.

I’m talking about the liberal’s and their latest attempted coup against President Donald Trump. Those nut cases are now getting so desperate, and as this latest attempted coup begins to unravel, they are now starting to deny things they have already admitted to.

There simply isn’t enough popcorn for this much entertainment.

Let’s take Nancy Pelosi as an example…

Late last week, plastic Nancy was on “Good Morning America” where George Stephanopoulos brought up Adam Schiff’s House hearing parody of the Trump/Ukraine phone call. “I know you support Chairman Schiff but was it right for him to have that dramatic interpretation of the president’s transcript of the phone call at the hearing last week?”

Stephanopoulos went on to say…

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The Liberal Invasion of Law Enforcement

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

indo-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xIt has long been known that liberals have infected our public school system, and our colleges and universities like a cancer. For decades, they have been indoctrinating students from kindergarten through grad school with the anti-American liberal agenda.

From preaching the liberal sermon at the lectern while deriding any mention of religion, to not keeping score on the playground while selecting winners and losers based on political party affiliation, our schools and institutions of what are supposed to be higher education have become nothing more than indoctrination centers, and asylums of higher indoctrination.

Obviously, the liberal plan has been that such indoctrinated students would eventually become fully indoctrinated adults out and about in the real world, adhering to the indoctrination propaganda they’ve had shoved down their throats for decades, and passed on to their own children. Well, guess what…we’re there.

As disturbing as this is, and as unlikely as it seemed just a few years ago, it has nonetheless come to pass that trickle-down liberal indoctrination is now starting to infect…law enforcement.

As liberalism seems to be invading law enforcement, let me give you a couple of stories upon which to chew, and one that shows a glimmer of hope.

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An Untamed Shrew on the World Stage

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

thun-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xShakespeare once said, “All the world’s a stage,” and last week, at the center of it, was a 16 year old untamed shrew.

A shrew, by definition is 1. a small insectivorous mammal resembling a mouse, with a long pointed snout and tiny eyes, and 2. a bad-tempered or aggressively assertive woman.

Swedish teenage climate change cultist (CCC) Greta Thunberg I suggest meets both of those definitions to a tee, and a week ago, while skipping school, she stood before the U.N. and pitched a hissy-fit of a temper tantrum for all the world to see.

“You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,” Thunberg bloviated at a U.N. climate change summit. She ranted, and raved at the adults in the room most of whom are also members of the CCC, and found her…adorable.

Thunberg shouted at the U.N. members…

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Liberal’s Self-Destruct Mode Activated

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

gsw-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xFor a party hell-bent on gun control, the democrats sure have been shooting themselves in both feet every time they shoot off their mouths, and in Joe Biden’s case, he can do both at the same time since he seems to always have at least one of his feet permanently lodged in his mouth.

Democratic presidential candidate Robert Francis ‘Beto’ O’Rourke, out of of Texas has said, “Hell, yes, we’re going to take your AR-15, your AK-47.”

Well that’s a hell of a thing to hear from someone with an arrest for burglary to his credit. Yes, the charge was dismissed back in 1995, as was his arrest for DWI in 1998. I’m willing to bet Beto wasn’t too concerned about his privilege back then.

After Beto made the, “hell yes…” remark, Republican Texas state Rep. Briscoe Cain fired a tweet O’Rourke’s way stating,, “My AR is ready for you Robert Francis.” Naturally, Bobby Francis claimed that as a threat, and said…

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Tlaib and Omar- The Who’s Who of Flung Poo

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

to-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xSo…for months, seriously from the day they entered the U.S. House, Rashida Tlaib, and Ilhan Omar have taken every opportunity they could find, and when one failed to present itself, those two islamists manufactured reasons to spew their hatred of Israel everywhere they could.

They tweeted, they FB posted, they gave interviews, and joined in on rallies and boycotts against Israel. They have had nothing but vile, vulgar and typically, liberally nasty things to say about Israel and they have openly advocated the boycotting of Israel.

When APAC put together a delegation of 72 members of congress to travel to Israel…guess who turned down the invite?

Yep…Tlaib and Omar…but…

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The Democrat’s Rat Flap Clap-Trap

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

oow-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xLiberals, it seems, just can’t get out of their own way.

Day after day, week after week, and month by month, liberals manage to cause themselves all sorts of problems, and what happens next is so…

Well…

Liberal.

Let me give you a few examples of what I’m talking about. For better than two years, all we heard about from liberals…liberals elected to office, liberals that comprise the mainstream media, liberals on the street and Hollywierd liberals was “RUSSIA, RUSSIA RUSSIA.” as they rattled, and prattled on and on about the make believeTrump Russian conspiracy.

GUILTY they all claimed…EVIDENCE was at hand, they all chimed…INVESTIGATE…IMPEACH…JAIL was their collective mantra.

And then, even as it was just getting started, it all began to unravel on them. In the early days of the liberal bloviations, the Steele dossier was proven to be a manufactured phony piece of garbage…then it was shown that it was bought and paid for by Hillary and the DNC, and that THEY paid a former British spy to go to the Russians for make-believe dirt on Trump. HILLARY and the DNC were conspiring with the Russians…NOT Trump.

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Patriotically Correct and Proud of It

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

cfu-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xOkay, I admit it. I’m confused.

Not the sort of confused in that I don’t know which bathroom I’m supposed to use…that’s liberal confused, and if I ever go down that particular manhole, I hope someone has the common decency to put me out of my misery.

Manholes. We can’t call them manholes any more, at least not in Berkeley, California because they just passed a city ordinance dictating that manholes must now be called “maintenance holes.” Apparently, the women of Berkeley are feeling left out by not having something named after them that leads to a sewer.

In Berkeley, you are no longer allowed to be somebody’s brother or sister. You are only allowed to be a “sibling.” By the dictate of the new ordinance, such gendered pronouns as “he” and “she” are be replaced by “they” or “them,” which no doubt will cause no end of issues in certain circumstances.

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Who Let the Cuckoos Out of the Nest?

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

crazy-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xLast Thursday, in a stunning reversal of rhetoric regarding the GOP’s border bill that passed in the Senate 84-8 last Wednesday, Nancy Pelosi sent a letter to liberals in the House stating, “In order to get resources to the children fastest, we will reluctantly pass the Senate bill. As we pass the Senate bill, we will do so with a Battle Cry as to how we go forward to protect children in a way that truly honors their dignity and worth.”

Oh, the hypocrisy.

Those little illegal alien spawn don’t know how damn lucky they are to have been dragged through God knows how many countries, across God only knows how many borders by adults, whether or not those adults are indeed even related to them, and held in what liberals insist are Nazi-like “concentration camps.”

If those were your garden variety American kids, liberals like Pelosi would have tried to stop them from even being born.

One needs no more proof of that statement than what liberals provided in last Wednesday night’s liberal 2020 presidential debate where one by one, that gaggle of liberal candidate clowns jockeyed for position as to who was the most pro-abortion candidate.

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Liberals Say the Dumbest Things

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

dumb-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xIt has long been said that kids say the darndest things, and while that may well be true, it can also be said with certainty, that liberals say the dumbest things.

When it comes to the dumb things liberals say, one particular liberal just can’t help herself, and despite being called out over her abjectly stupid musings time and time again, Alexandria Common Core-tez just won’t shut up.

It seems that she is blissfully unaware of just how moronic she sounds nearly every time she opens her yap and spews forth her nonsense, but in the grand scheme of things, we need to let her continue unabated because with every utterance, she is galvanizing Republicans to vote against liberals in 2020.

Over the past couple of weeks, AOC has made a series of inane and idiotic comments, some of which have even left the left doing face-palms.

Common Core-tez, who has often taken to video selfies to air her deepest thoughts to liberal idiots who follow her social media accounts the way that blue bottle flies follow the aroma of horse apples, did so again last week with this stunningly absurd bit of liberal wisdom…

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Gun-Free, Target-Rich – By the Numbers

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

gc-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xLiving in a world full idiots is one thing. Living in a world run by abject idiots is something else altogether.

By now, we all know how liberals feel about guns. They detest them. They don’t want you to have them, and if you do have them, liberals don’t want you to be able to keep them, and they demand that you get them registered so that they will know where  you and your guns live, thus making it easier for liberals to come and get them.

There’s a second reason for why liberals want you to register your guns. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if they intend to create a gun owner website…like the sex offender websites…where good lilt liberals can visit to see where not to buy a house, and where bad little liberals can map out which houses to rob.

A couple of weeks ago, some liberal jackass walked into the municipal building in Virginia Beach, Virginia and opened fire killing 12 people.

There was something special about that building too…

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

maf-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xIt has to be hard to be Nancy Pelosi these days. Really hard. Poor old confused bat doesn’t know what to be mad at next, and there’s a pretty good chance that she’s forgotten what she was mad at last.

All the stuttering, stammering fool knows, is that she’s supposed to be mad at President Trump. The problem is, Trump is running circles around Pelosi and the dizzy old broad can’t keep up.

Just a couple of days ago, the ol’ Botox queen issued this statement…

“President Trump undermined America’s preeminent leadership role in the world by recklessly threatening to impose tariffs on our close friend and neighbor to the south. Threats and temper tantrums are no way to negotiate foreign policy.”

That was on Saturday, June 8th, and that statement was in response to President Trump’s call for tariffs against Mexico on May 31st, but…

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Why Lie About Blind Octopi?

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

gwl-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xWell, the global warming, climate change loons are at it again.

Lately, we’ve all been regaled with predictions of doom and gloom form weather weenies like AOC, who told us a while back that civilization would end in 12 years if we don’t do something about climate change now, and by something, she meant that we need to do away with cars, boats, trains and airplanes immediately.

That would make it virtually impossible for any such given loon to make it to wherever the next climate change conference is to be held, but that’s quite beside the point I suppose.

Then it was Beto O’Dork who shaved 2 years off the AOC prediction and told us all that we only have 10 years left before civilization comes to an end if something isn’t done regarding the weather at taxpayer expense.

Apparently, according to liberals…

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

jbhc-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xLast week, Joe Biden was asked whether illegal immigrants “should be entitled to federal benefits like Medicare, Medicaid.”

His response was stunning, but not unexpected.

“Look, I think that anyone who is in a situation where they are in need of health care, regardless of whether they are documented or undocumented, we have an obligation to see that they are cared for.”

“An obligation?”

We are obliged to take care of people who have entered our country illegally? We’re obliged to provide healthcare, at American citizen’s taxpayer expense to those who are illegally in our country, who are breaking our nation’s laws by setting foot in our country, and who are making a mockery of our nation’s rule of law?

Liberals should be ashamed of themselves, but perhaps not for the reasons most Conservatives are thinking of right now.

Hey Joe…hey liberals…just what sort of heartless bastards are you really?

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Skin the Snakes…Barr None

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

wbarr-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xOkay, so the Mueller report finally got finished, after two years, 2,800 subpoenas, the interviewing of some 500 witnesses and after somewhere near $35 million taxpayer dollars were spent on it.

That report was then delivered to the Attorney General, as it was supposed to have been.

The Attorney General read through the report and then did exactly what he was supposed to do…he released a summary of the report.

That’s pretty much where the things that were supposed to have been done ended, and the crap storm began.

Liberals weren’t at all happy that the Mueller report failed to find any collusion between Trump and the Russians, and they weren’t at all happy that Mueller couldn’t find any obstruction of justice on Trump’s part either. After all, the liberals had pinned their hopes and dreams on the Mueller report. That report was supposed to make all their gnashing of teeth and wadding of panties worthwhile.

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Collusion Delusion

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

mur-1.jpg?profile=RESIZE_710xThe easy thing would have been writing an article last week when the Mueller Report came out. In fact, I could have quoted most of what was unredacted with just a few keystrokes. That would have been the easy thing, but…

It wouldn’t have been anywhere near as fun as waiting.

By giving that report a week to ripen, I was also able to provide just the right amount of time for liberals to come to full boil over it.

To begin with…that report didn’t tell us anything we didn’t already know. President Trump did not collude with the Russians, and President Trump did not obstruct justice. We all knew that before the release of the Mueller Report, and I can guarantee you that liberals were fully aware of that fact even before we knew it.

In fact…liberals were all too well aware there was no collusion because…

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