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We could all learn so much from this elegant and gracious lady. You might recall that

John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the

early 1980's.   Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, and, in

his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to make himself well known to her, he

attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having

 

been rehabilitated.  Consequently, you will appreciate thefollowing letter from Nancy Reagan to

John Hinckley.

 

 

 

To: John Hinckley

From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan

My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell

you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your
recovery. In our country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we
want you to know that we bear no grudge against you for shooting
President Reagan. We are fully aware that mental stress and pain could
have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that
you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to
join the world again as a healthy and productive man. 

 

Best wishes,
  

Nancy Reagan & Family

  

P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has

been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might
want to look into that.

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Good Bye Old Friend..

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:-Knowing when to come in out of the rain; - Why the early bird gets the worm;- Life isn't always fair; - And maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies, don't spend more than you can earn and adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights,I Want It Now,Someone Else Is To Blame,I'm A Victim.Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone If you'd like to remember him please repost if not do nothing
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Free Shit..

Hey, I really like this one.....These words make more sense then all the pretty words coming out of Washington ......
 
 
 
 
The folks who are getting the free shit, don't like the folks who are paying for the free shit, because the folks who are paying for the free shit, can no longer afford to pay for both the free shit and their own shit, and the folks who are paying for the free shit, want the free shit to stop.
 
The folks who are getting the free shit, want even more free shit on top of the free shit they are already getting!
 
Now ... the people who are forcing the people who pay for the free shit, have told the people who are RECEIVING
the free shit, that the people who are PAYING for the free shit, are being mean, prejudiced, and racist.
 
So ... the people who are GETTING the free shit, have been convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for the free shit, by the people who are forcing some people to pay for their free shit, and giving them the free shit
in the first place.
 
We have let the free shit giving go on for so long that there are now more people getting free shit than paying for the free shit.
 
Now understand this. All great democracies have committed financial suicide somewhere between 200 and
250 years after being founded.  The reason? The voters figured out they could vote themselves money from the treasury by electing people who promised to give them money from the treasury in exchange for electing them.
 
The United States officially became a Republic in 1776, 235 years ago. The number of people now getting free shit outnumbers the people paying for the free shit. We have one chance to change that in 2012. Failure to change that spells the end of the United States as we know it.

    ELECTION  2012 IS  COMING 

    
 A Nation  of Sheep Breeds a  Government of Wolves!  

 
I'M 100% for PASSING THIS ON!!! 

 
Let’s Take a Stand!!! 
  

 Obama:   Gone!

  
Borders:   Closed!

  
Language:   English only

  
Culture:   The Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!

  
Drug   Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare!

  
NO  freebies to:  Non-Citizens!

 
We the people are coming!!!    
  
Only 86% will send this on.   Should be a 100%. What will you do?
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Wake up America!

Email contributed by Nancy C., April 29, 2006:

Subject: Wake up America!

Friends, as you listen to the news today about the student protests over illegal immigration there are some things that you really need to make yourselves aware of.

I am probably jeopardizing my wife's job by even writing this, but it has come to the point now that it must be revealed to a drowsy, uninformed people.

The Santa Ana Unified School District is now controlled by a militant faction of Hispanic Activists. Some are American citizens, most are not.

My wife, Shelli, is in charge of English as a second language department at Santa Ana Valley High School, which is designated a Title 1 school, meaning that its students are from lower socio-economic and income levels.

Most of the schools you hear about - South Gate High, Bell Gardens, Huntington Park, etc. - where these students are protesting, are also Title 1 schools.

Shelli tells me that 100% of the students in her school and other Title 1 schools are on the free breakfast/free lunch program. When I say free breakfast, I'm not talking a glass of milk and roll but a full breakfast and cereal bar with fruits and juices that would make a Marriott proud.

The waste of this food according to her is monumental, with trays and trays of it being dumped in the trash uneaten. Shelli estimates that well over 50% of these students are obese or at least moderately overweight. About 75% or more she guesses have mobile or "cell" phones.

The school also provides day care centers for the unwed teenage pregnant girls (some as young as 13) so they can attend class without the inconvenience of having to arrange for babysitters or having family watch their kids.

Shelli was ordered to spend $700,000 on her department, or risk losing funding for the upcoming year, even though there was little need for anything as her budget was already substantial. She ended up buying new brand new computers for their computer learning center, half of which - one month later - have been carved with graffiti by the appreciative students, who obviously feel humbled and grateful to have a free education in America.

She has had to intervene several times for young and substitute teachers whose classes consist of many illegal immigrant students here in the country less then 3 months who raised so much hell with the female teachers calling them "Pinche Putas" and throwing things that the teachers were in tears. The day of the humble immigrant is gone.

Free medical, free education, free food, free day care, etc.. etc.. etc. Is it any wonder they feel entitled to not only be in this country but to demand the rights, privileges, and entitlements to which they are NOT entitled over American citizens?

To my friends who point out how much these illegal immigrants contribute to our society because they like their gardener and housekeeper and they like to pay less for tomatoes, spend some time in the real world of illegal immigration and see the true costs.

Higher insurance premiums, good medical facilities closing, higher medical costs, more violent types of crime, lower standards of education in our schools, overcrowding, horrible new diseases, etc., etc., etc.

As for me, I'll pay more for tomatoes.

We need to wake up. We need to wake our friends, familes and neighbors up. The guest worker program will be a disaster, because we won't have the guts to enforce it. Crime will escalate. All amnesty will do is open the door for more to get in and stay here....illegally.

Does anyone in their right mind really think they will leave and return voluntarily? Why do they think that? Who told them that?

There are many deserving, decent, hard-working Hispanic/American citizens who attained and earned their status as Americans the honest way. They contribute to our country, pay their taxes and many of them I consider my true friends.

We should encourage and accept those Americans of Hispanic descent, who have done it the right and legal way. It does, however, have everything to do with culture.

A third-world culture that does not value education, that accepts children getting pregnant and dropping out of school by age 15, and that refuses to assimilate - and an American culture that has become so weak and afraid - politically correct - that we don't have the will to do anything about it. Laws against illegal immigration & employers that hire them have been in existence for many years.

PLEASE. Write a letter, telephone, send a fax or even e-mail your congressman and your senators TODAY. Encourage them to support the enforcement bills pending in congress - they will work and they will be effective. We must secure and protect our borders, but only if you enjoy the America you have come to love and respect.

The ball's in your court, America. Serve or pass. It's up to you!

If you agree, pass it on. Pray that everyone who receives this cares enough to do the right thing.

 

I pass this on because I feel that we need to remind ourselves what is going on in AMERICA today and in the past. Wake up AMERICA or when you finally do wake up it won't be AMERICA anymore...

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"You cannot get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek."

*SOME OF YOU MAY APPRECIATE THIS AND SOME OF YOU MAY NOT.* ...
*I DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR SENDING THIS BECAUSE OF IT'S TRUTH.*

*If any other of our presidents had doubled the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?*

*If any other of our presidents had then proposed to double the debt again
within 10 years, would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had criticized a state law that he admitted he never even read, would you think that he is just an ignorant hot head? *

*If any other of our presidents joined the country of Mexico and sued a state in the United States to force that state to continue to allow illegal immigration, would you question his patriotism and wonder who's side he was on? *

*If any other of our presidents had pronounced the Marine Corps like Marine Corpse, would you think him an idiot? *

*If any other of our presidents had put 87,000 workers out of work by arbitrarily placing a moratorium on offshore oil drilling on companies that have one of the best safety records of any industry because one foreign company had an accident, would you have agreed? *

*If any other of our presidents had used a forged document as the basis of the moratorium that would render 87000 American workers unemployed would you support him? *

*If any other of our presidents had been the first President to need a Teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes? *

*If any other of our presidents had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take his First Lady to a play in NYC, would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had reduced your retirement plan holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought it a proud moment for America ? *

*If any other of our presidents had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had visited Austria and made reference to the nonexistent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip? *

*If any other of our presidents had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes,
would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had stated that there were 57 states in the United States, wouldn't you have had second thoughts about his capabilities? *

*If any other of our presidents would have flown all the way to Denmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door in his home town, would you not have thought he was a self-important, conceited, egotistical jerk. *

*If any other of our presidents had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, wouldn't you have winced in embarrassment? *

*If any other of our presidents had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?*

*If any other of our presidents' administrations had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11? *

*If any other of our presidents had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence? *

*If any other of our presidents had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America, would you have ever approved. *
*If any other of our presidents had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved? *

*So, tell me again,
what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? *

*Can't think of anything?
Don't worry.
He's done all this in 24 months - so you have that much time to come up with an answer.*
*Every statement and action in this email is factual
and directly attributable to Barrack Hussein Obama.
Every bumble is a matter of record and completely verifiable. *
AND NOW--
HE ACTUALLY WANTS US TO RE-ELECT HIM.
WAKE UP AMERICA 2012 IS UPON US.
*I WONDER HOW MANY OF YOU
WILL FORWARD THIS ? *
I AM BECAUSE I CAN NOT AFFORD TO TAKE A CHANCE
ON THIS GUY FOR ANOTHER FOUR YEARS . . .
*"All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."*
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Father & Daughter Talk ....

I had to repost this cause it's that good.
A young woman was about to finish her first year of  college. Like so many
> others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal,  and among
> other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to  support
> more government programs, in other words redistribution of  wealth.
>
> She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch  conservative,
> a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had
> participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that
> her  father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what
> He thought  should be his.
>
> One day she was challenging her father on his opposition  to higher taxes
> on the rich and the need for more government programs. The  self-professed
> objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and  she
> indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in
> school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA,
> and  let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was
> taking a very  difficult course load and was constantly studying, which
> left her no time to go  out and party like other people she knew. She
> didn't even have time for a  boyfriend, and didn't really have many
> college friends because she spent all her  time studying.
>
> Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend  Audrey doing?"
> She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy
> classes, she never studies and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular
> on  campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the
> parties and  lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because
> she's too hung  over."
>
> Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the  Dean's
> office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend
> who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly
> that  would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."
>
> The daughter, visibly  shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired
> back, "That's a crazy idea,  how would that be fair! I've worked really
> hard for my grades! I've invested a  lot of time, and a lot of hard work!
> Audrey has done next to nothing toward her  degree. She played while I
> worked my tail off!" The father slowly smiled, winked  and said gently,
> "Welcome to the conservative side of the fence."
>
> If you  ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great
> test!
>
> If  a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
> If a liberal doesn't  like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
>
> If a conservative is a vegetarian,  he doesn't eat meat.
> If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products  banned for
> everyone.
>
> If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about  how to better his
> situation.
> A liberal wonders who is going to take care of  him.
>
> If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches  channels.
> Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
>
> If  a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
> A liberal  non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
> (Unless it's a  foreign religion, of course!)
>
> If a conservative decides he needs health  care, he goes about shopping
> for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
> A  liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
>
> If a conservative reads  this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a
> good laugh.
> A liberal will  delete it because he's "offended."
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Waking up a sleeping GIANT..

The article below was written by Gary Hubbell, a rancher, fishing guide and real estate agent, in Aspen Colorado of all places....Someone picked this up and began circulating it.  To confirm its authenticity, someone emailed Gary and received the following reply: 
  
  
  
Yes, indeed, I did write that. Thanks for your compliments.

Regards,

Gary Hubbell, Broker/Owner
United Country Colorado Brokers
Hotchkiss, CO 81419


EXCELLENT ARTICLE.  NEVER EVER WOULD I HAVE THOUGHT THIS WOULD COME OUT OF ASPEN ,  
http://www/.aspentimes .com/article/20100228/ASPENWEEKLY/100229854/

Barack Obama has awakened a sleeping nation
Gary Hubbell
Aspen Times Weekly          February 2010 



Barack Obama is the best thing that has happened to America in the last 100 years. Truly, he is the savior of America 's future. 

Despite the fact that he has some of the lowest approval ratings among recent presidents, history will see Barack Obama as the source of America 's resurrection. Barack Obama has plunged the country into levels of debt that we could not have previously imagined; his efforts to nationalize health care have been met with fierce resistance nationwide; TARP bailouts and stimulus spending have shown little positive effect on the national economy; unemployment is unacceptably high and looks to remain that way for most of a decade; legacy entitlement programs have ballooned to unsustainable levels, and there is a seething anger in the populace.

That's why Barack Obama is such a good thing for America . Here's why.

Obama is the symbol of a creeping liberalism that has infected our society like a cancer for the last 100 years. Just as Hitler is the face of fascism, Obama will go down in history as the face of unchecked liberalism. The cancer metastasized to the point where it could no longer be ignored. 

Average Americans who have quietly gone about their lives, earning a paycheck, contributing to their favorite charities, going to high school football games on Friday night, spending their weekends at the beach or on hunting trips - they've gotten off the fence. They've woken up. There is a level of political activism in this country that we haven't seen since the American Revolution, and Barack Obama has been the catalyst that has sparked a restructuring of the American political and social consciousness.

Think of the crap we've slowly learned to tolerate over the past 50 years as liberalism sought to re-structure the America that was the symbol of freedom and liberty to all the people of the world. Immigration laws were ignored on the basis of compassion. Welfare policies encouraged irresponsibility, the fracturing of families, and a cycle of generations of dependency. Debt was regarded as a tonic to lubricate the economy. Our children left school having been taught that they are exceptional and special, while great numbers of them cannot perform basic functions of mathematics and literacy. Legislators decided that people could not be trusted to defend their own homes, and stripped citizens of their rights to own firearms. Productive members of society have been penalized with a heavy burden of taxes in order to support legions of do-nothings who loll around, reveling in their addictions, obesity, indolence, ignorance and "disabilities." Criminals have been arrested and re-arrested, coddled and set free to pillage the citizenry yet again. Lawyers routinely extort fortunes from doctors, contractors and business people with dubious torts.

We slowly learned to tolerate these outrages, shaking our heads in disbelief, and we went on with our lives.

But Barack Obama has ripped the lid off a seething cauldron of dissatisfaction and unrest. 

A former Communist is given a paid government position in the White House as an advisor to the president. Auto companies are taken over by the government, and the auto workers' union - whose contracts are completely insupportable in any economic sense - is rewarded with a stake in the company. Government bails out Wall Street investment bankers and insurance companies, who pay their executives outrageous bonuses as thanks for the public support. Terrorists are read their Miranda rights and given free lawyers. And, despite overwhelming public disapproval, Barack Obama has pushed forward with a health care plan that would re-structure one-sixth of the American economy. 

Literally millions of Americans have had enough. They're organizing, they're studying the Constitution and the Federalist Papers, they're reading history and case law, they're showing up at rallies and meetings, and a slew of conservative candidates are throwing their hats into the ring. Is there a revolution brewing? Yes, in the sense that there is a keen awareness that our priorities and sensibilities must be radically re-structured. Will it be a violent revolution? No. It will be done through the interpretation of the original document that has guided us for 220 "FANTASTIC" years--- the Constitution. Just as the pendulum swung to embrace political correctness and liberalism, there will be a backlash, a complete repudiation of a hundred years of nonsense. A hundred years from now, history will perceive the year 2010 as the time when America got back on the right track. And for that, we can thank Barack Hussein Obama.

Gary Hubbell is a hunter, rancher, and former hunting and fly-fishing guide. Gary works as a Colorado ranch real estate broker. He can be reached through his website,aspenranchrealestate.com 


 IF YOU AGREE, SHARE THIS .   IF YOU DON'T, DO NOTHING AND KEEP YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND. 

 

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The 11th Husband

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands.  On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be
gentle; I'm still a Virgin".
 
 
"What?" said the puzzled groom.  "How can that be if you've been married ten
times?"
 
 
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great
it was going to be.
 
 
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
 
 
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
 
 
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
 
 
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art
method.
 
 
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't
sure whether it was his job or not.
 
 
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
how to position it...
 
 
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
 
 
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
 
 
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it..... God I
miss him.
 
 
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
 
 
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
 
 
"You're with the "GOVERNMENT".  This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed."
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The Truth Hurts

President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"?
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure, sir. Could you please show me your ID."?
Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barrack H. Obama, president of the United States of America ."
Cashier: "Yes, sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of imposters and forgers, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Obama: "I am urging you to please cash this check."
Cashier: "Look, sir, here's what we can do: one day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he  was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup.. With that spectacular shot we cashed his check. So, what can you do to prove that you are really the President of the United States ?"
Obama stood there thinking, and thinking, and finally says: "Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing I can do"
Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"
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The plain and simple truth.

Hes got his ideas …

There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: 
soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. 

Please use in that order.

Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling" things.  
Looks like he's done it again!
    


AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!


         

I  HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012.
 

HERE IS MY PLATFORM: 



(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English'
  is immediately BANNED!!!    English  is  the official language;   speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can. 

(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist  attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports,  and we'll do no exports.     We will use the '
Wal-Mart 's policy,  
'If  we
  ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here! 


(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here. 



(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States  (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not 
 to fire on  SOUTH BOUND  aliens. 


(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state
.   If you didn't put nuttin in, you AIN'T getting nuttin out.  Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it. 


(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.
 


(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids?  The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life. 



(8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method,  i.e.,  the  first
 time you steal,  you lose your right hand.  There is no more 'life sentences'.  If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation,  etc. 

(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat.  However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil. 


(10).  All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes.  When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause. 



(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will
  be said EVERY day atschool and  every day in CONGRESS. 


(12). The National Anthem  will
  be played at all appropriate ceremonies,  sporting events,  outings, etc. 


My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .... nevertheless..... 



GOD
 BLESS AMERICA !

Sincerely,  Bill Cosby  
                                          
                                      

Please forward this to everyone you know, no matter which side of the fence they're on.
  

  
 
 

 
  To those I keep in touch with regularly - enjoy.  to those who I send to occasionally - I think of you much more often than you know. 
This was contributed to Bill Cosby in 2008. It is not written by him or does it say what he thinks. No one knows who actually wrote it but Bill Cosby if you know anything about him does not think anything like this. Although I wish that we had a candidate that would think like this. I would vote for he or she in a heartbeat. This writing is a falsehood.
 
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THE COYOTE

THE COYOTE
>
> California :
>
> The  Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature
> trail.
>
>   A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the
> Governor.
>
>   1.  The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
> "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only
> doing what is natural.
>
>   2.  He calls  animal control .  Animal Control captures the coyote
> and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating
> it.
>
>   3.  He calls a veterinarian.  The vet collects the dead dog and bills
> the
> State $200 testing it for diseases.
>
>   4.  The Governor
> goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the
> coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
>
>   5.  The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game
> conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous
> animals.
>
>   6.  The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a
> "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
>
>   7.  The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better
> treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the
> world.
>
>   8.  The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the
>
> attack.  The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with
> additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.
>
>   9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit
> against the State.
>
> TEXAS :
>
>   The Governor of  Texas   is jogging with his dog along a nature
> trail.  A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
>
>   1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps
> jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP  hollow point
> cartridge.
>
>   2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
>
> And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
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Meet the new Governor of Maine...

How about this? A breath of fresh air!
Meet Maine 's New Governor ---

In case you haven't heard about this guy before, his name will stick in your mind!
The new Maine Governor, Paul LePage is making New Jersey ’s Chris Christie look like an enabler. He isn't afraid to say what he thinks. Judging by the comments, every time he opens his mouth, his popularity goes up.

He brought down the house at his inauguration when he shook his fist toward the media box and said, "You're on notice! I've inherited a financially-troubled State to run. Observe...cover what we do...but don't whine if I don't waste time responding to your every whim just for your amusement."

During his campaign for Governor, he was talking to commercial fishermen who are struggling because of federal fisheries rules. They complained that 0bama brought his family to Bar Harbor and Acadia National Park for a long Labor Day holiday and found time to meet with union leaders, but wouldn't talk to the fishermen. LePage replied, "I'd tell him to go to hell and get out of my State." The Lame Stream Media crucified LePage, but he jumped 6 points in the pre-election poll.

The Martin Luther King incident was a political sandbag which brought him National exposure. The 'lame stream' media crucified him, but word on the street is very positive. The NAACP specifically asked LePage to spend MLK Day visiting black inmates at the Maine State Prison. He told them that he would meet with ALL inmates, regardless of race, if he were to visit the prison. The NAACP balked and then put out a news release claiming falsely that he refused to participate in any MLK events. He read it in the paper for the 1st time the next morning while being driven to an event and went ballistic because none of the reporters had called him for comment before running the NAACP release.

He arrived at that event & said in front of a TV camera, "If they want to play the race card on me they can kiss my ass", and he reminded them that he has an adopted black son from Jamaica and that he attended the local MLK Breakfast every year that he was mayor of Waterville. (He started his morning there on MLK Day.)

He then stated that there's a right way and a wrong way to meet with the Governor, and he put all special interests on notice that press releases, media leaks, and all demonstrations would prove to be the wrong way. He said any other group which acted like the NAACP could expect to be at the bottom of the Governor's priority list!

He then did the following, and judging from local radio talk show callers, his popularity increased even more: The State employees union complained because he waited until 3 P.M. before closing State offices and facilities and sending non-emergency personnel home during the last blizzard. The prior Governor would often close offices for the day with just a forecast before the first flakes. (Each time the State closes for snow, it costs the taxpayers about $1 million in wages for no work in return.)

LePage was CEO of the Marden's chain of discount family bargain retail stores before election as governor. He noted that State employees getting off work early could still find lots of retail stores open to shop. So, he put the State employees on notice by announcing: "If Marden's is open, Maine is open!"

He told State employees: "We live in Maine in the winter, for heaven's sake, and should know how to drive in it. Otherwise, apply for a State job in Florida !"

Governor LePage symbolizes what America needs; Refreshing politicians who aren't self-serving and who exhibit common sense
Sounds like someone we could use running this country!!!!
THE LAW IS THE LAW!
I really love this one.
This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the
USA several times over!!!!!
So Be It!


THE LAW IS THE LAW


So "if" the US government determines that it is against the law for the words
"under God" to be on our money, then, so be it.

And "if" that same government decides that the

"Ten Commandments"
are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it.

I say,
"so be it," because I would like to be a
law abiding US citizen.


I say,
"so be it," because I would like to think that
smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions.


I would like to think that those people have the
American public's best interests at heart.




BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE?


Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings
, I don't believe the Government (Federal, State and Local) and its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life.

I'd like my
mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. After all, it's just another day.

I'd like the
" US Supreme Court to be in session on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter as well as Sundays." After all, it's just another day.

I'd like the
Senate and the House of Representatives to not have to worry about getting home for the "Christmas Break." After all it's just another day.

I'm thinking that a lot of
my taxpayer dollars could be saved, if all government offices & services would work on Christmas, Good Friday & Easter. It shouldn't cost any overtime since those would be just like any other day of the week to a government that is trying to be "politically correct."


In fact....


I think that
our government should work on Sundays (initially set aside for worshipping God....) because, after all, our government says that it should be just another day....


What do you all think????


If this idea gets to enough people,
maybe our elected officials will stop giving in to the "minority opinions" and begin, once again, to represent the "majority" of ALL of the American people.
SO BE IT...........


Please Dear Lord,

Give us the help needed to keep you in our country!

'Amen' and 'Amen'


Touché!


These are definitely things I never thought about but from now on, I will be sure to question those in government who support these changes..


At the top, it says
"I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over!!!!!"

Let's see that it does.
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ST. NANCY PELOSI

ST. NANCY PELOSI

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C. an aide to Nancy
Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C.
 
He
 told the Cardinal that Nancy
 Pelosi would be attending the next day's
Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the
congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
 
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman,

 
  
 
  
  
  
 and there are
issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's
views."
 
Pelosi's aide
 then said,
 "Look, I'll write a check here
 and now for a
donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation
you see Pelosi as a saint."
 
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the
money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."
As Pelosi's aide promised, Pelosi appeared for the Sunday
worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the
center aisle.
 
As promised, at the start of his sermon, the
 Cardinal pointed out
 that
Speaker Pelosi was present.
 
The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While
Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered
among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are
contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends
 to flip- flop on many other
issues.
 
Nancy Pelosi is a petty,

 
  
  
 self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a
nit-wit.
 Nancy Pelosi is also a serial
 liar, a
 cheat, and a thief. I must
say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally
witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the
American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative
obligations both in Washington, and in
 California. The woman is
 simply
not to be trusted."
 
The
 Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with President Obama,
Nancy Pelosi is a saint."
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Salary Information

Salary Information
 
Salary of retired US Presidents ............$180,000 FOR LIFE

Salary of House/Senate .......................$174,00​0 FOR LIFE

Salary of Speaker of the House ...........$223,500 FOR LIFE
 

Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders ......$193,400 FOR LIFE
Not to memtion all of the PERKS

Average Salary of a teacher .................$40,065 WHERE?

Average Salary of Soldier DEPLOYED IN AFGHANISTAN $38,000NOT FOR LIFE
 I think we found where the cuts should be made!
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BANK ACCOUNT!!!

BANK  ACCOUNT!!!  


This  is AWESOME ... something we should all remember.  


A  92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed  each   morning  by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably combed and  shaved   perfectly,  even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home  today.  


His  wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary.  After   many  hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he  smiled   sweetly  when told his room was ready.  


As  he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual  description   of  his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his  window.   I  love it,' he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having  just   been  presented with a new puppy.  

 

Mr.  Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait.'  

 

'That  doesn't have anything to do with it,' he replied.  

 

Happiness  is something you decide on ahead of time.  

 

Whether  I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture  is   arranged  ... it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love  it.   'It's  a decision I make every morning when I wake up. I have a  choice;   I  can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with  the   parts  of my body that no longer work, or get out of bed and be  thankful   for  the ones that do.  


Each  day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open, I'll focus on the new  day   and  all the happy memories I've stored away.. Just for this time in my  life.  

 

Old  age is like a bank account. You withdraw from what you've put  in.  

 
So,  my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in the  bank   account  of memories!  

 

Thank  you for your part in filling my Memory Bank. I  am still depositing.  


'Remember  the five simple rules to be happy:  

1.  Free your heart from hatred.  

        
2.  Free your mind from worries.  
      
     
3.  Live simply.  

   
4.  Give more.  

  
5.  Expect less.  
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THE FIX......VERY SIMPLE

There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!



Dear Mr. President,



Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.


You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":



There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:



1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.



2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.



3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.



It can't get any easier than that!!



P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes..



Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!


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Bankruptcy 101...why Arizona did the right thing!!

 

 

 

 

It's easy to dismiss individual programs that benefit non-citizens until they're put together and this picture emerges. Someone did a lot of research to put together all of this data. Often these programs are buried within other programs making them difficult to find.

 

A Real Eye Opener

WHY is the USA BANKRUPT?

Informative, and mind boggling!

 

You think the war in Iraq was costing us too much? Read this:

 

We have been hammered with the propaganda that it was the Iraq war and the war on terror that is bankrupting us.

 

 

I now find that to be RIDICULOUS.

 

 

I hope the following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them. I also have included the URL's for verification

of all the following facts...

 

1.

 

$11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments.

 

Verify

at: http://www.fairus.org/site/PageServer?pagename=iic_immigrationissuecenters7fd8

2.

 

$22 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.

 

Verify

at: http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.HTML

 

3.

$2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.

 

Verify at:

http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.HTML

4.

 

$12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!

 

Verify

at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt..0.HTML

5.

$17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.

 

Verify

at http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.01.HTML

 

6.

 

$3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.

 

Verify at:

http://transcripts.cnn.com/%20TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.01.HTML 

7.

30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.

 

 

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn..com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.01.HTML

8.

 

$90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers.

 

 

Verify

at: http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.HTML

 

 

9.

$200 Billion dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.

 

 

Verify

at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRI < http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute/

13.

 

In 2006, illegal aliens sent home

$45 BILLION in remittances to their

countries of origin.

 

 

Verify

at: <http://rense.com/general75/niht.htm>; >

 

14.

The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration:

Nearly One million sex crimes committed

by Illegal Immigrants In The United States .

 

Verify

at:http: // www.drdsk.com/articleshtml

 

The total cost is a whopping " href=;

$ 338.3 BILLION DOLLARS

A YEAR AND IF YOU'RE LIKE ME,

HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING

THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY; IT IS

$338,300,000,000.00 WHICH

WOULD BE ENOUGH TO STIMULATE

THE ECONOMY FOR THE CITIZENS OF

 

THIS COUNTRY.

 Are we THAT Stupid?

YES, FOR LETTING THOSE

IN THE U.S. CONGRESS

GET AWAY WITH LETTING

THIS HAPPEN YEAR AFTER

 

YEAR!!!!!

   

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MORE FACTS ON RON PAUL

Ron Paul has waged war on the widespread federal spending he views as outside constitutional boundaries. A LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Ron Paul often votes against spending bills, including funds for the Iraq war, but he leads the Houston-area delegation in the number of earmarks, for special funding requests, he is seeking for his district.
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LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT RON PAUL

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: RON PAUL is trying to nab public money for 65 projects, such as marketing wild shrimp and renovating the old movie theater in Edna that closed in 1977 — neither of which is envisioned in the Constitution as an essential government function.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Ron Paul adds his little bit of pork barrel, that is to say he puts in for his goodies, then cleverly votes against the bills...they pass anyway because everybody else who has put in for their pork votes for the bill. You tell me, is this clever or SLICK? I'm tired of slick politicians aren't you?
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