Review your Histories, Whit. Austria was in the Height of the World Depression when Hitler came in and said, "Look at what we have in Germany! Plenty of work, food and medicine! Plus clothes and electricity and heat, plus transportation. You too can have all of this. Join with Germany or Face Starvation. Not much of a choice. Once the choice was made, the Austrians were required to follow " Specific German Orders", or they received no food, clothes, medicine, electricity, or heat! Plus those that didn't comply were taken away to Prison Camps. But remember this: First They Were Given A Choice! As American Citizens we have reached Our Moment in History when we must all ask ourselves, "Are we being given a choice? Or have we already chosen?" This is the only question to be answered, then the decision of what do do must be determined. The time for "Pointing accusing fingers and laying blame is long past!"
Remember Mr. Schwarzenegger comes from Europe. Austria to be specific. They have been practicing "screw your freedoms" (i.e. socialism) for generations !
Humor for conservatives. Liberals have no sense of humor.
Shorts
- Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
- Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
- If you're bad at haggling, you'll end up paying the price.
- Just so everyone's clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.
- A generous army general walked into a bar and ordered everyone around.
- I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
- How much did Long John Silver pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
- Ron once worked at a Chicago pizza shop to get by. He kneaded the dough.
- Fran and her friends named their band ‘Duvet'. It's a cover band.
- Dave lost his wife's audiobook, and now he'll never hear the end of it.
- Why is ‘dark' spelled with a k and not c? Because you can't see in the dark.
- Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? I guess, time will tell.
- When Bill told his contractor he didn't want carpeted steps, they gave him a blank stare.
- Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, "Oh no, not U2 again."
- Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it's a whole sentence.
- Doctors got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person's walk, and the results were staggering.
- I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
- I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won't lie, it was a rocky road.
- What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar? There, their, they're.
- Greg went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarznegger dolls are and he replied, "Aisle B, back."
- What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self.
- After going to California, Carolyn started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness. (Don't whine about grape puns.)
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Review your Histories, Whit. Austria was in the Height of the World Depression when Hitler came in and said, "Look at what we have in Germany! Plenty of work, food and medicine! Plus clothes and electricity and heat, plus transportation. You too can have all of this. Join with Germany or Face Starvation. Not much of a choice. Once the choice was made, the Austrians were required to follow " Specific German Orders", or they received no food, clothes, medicine, electricity, or heat! Plus those that didn't comply were taken away to Prison Camps. But remember this: First They Were Given A Choice! As American Citizens we have reached Our Moment in History when we must all ask ourselves, "Are we being given a choice? Or have we already chosen?" This is the only question to be answered, then the decision of what do do must be determined. The time for "Pointing accusing fingers and laying blame is long past!"
Lynn Bryant DeSpain
Remember Mr. Schwarzenegger comes from Europe. Austria to be specific. They have been practicing "screw your freedoms" (i.e. socialism) for generations !
Most everyone needs to re-read "Chicken Little." Hint, Foxy Loxy wins.
Lynn Bryant DeSpain
It can happen here.
Humor for conservatives. Liberals have no sense of humor.
- Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
- Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
- If you're bad at haggling, you'll end up paying the price.
- Just so everyone's clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.
- A generous army general walked into a bar and ordered everyone around.
- I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
- How much did Long John Silver pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
- Ron once worked at a Chicago pizza shop to get by. He kneaded the dough.
- Fran and her friends named their band ‘Duvet'. It's a cover band.
- Dave lost his wife's audiobook, and now he'll never hear the end of it.
- Why is ‘dark' spelled with a k and not c? Because you can't see in the dark.
- Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? I guess, time will tell.
- When Bill told his contractor he didn't want carpeted steps, they gave him a blank stare.
- Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, "Oh no, not U2 again."
- Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it's a whole sentence.
- Doctors got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person's walk, and the results were staggering.
- I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
- I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won't lie, it was a rocky road.
- What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar? There, their, they're.
- Greg went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarznegger dolls are and he replied, "Aisle B, back."
- What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self.
- After going to California, Carolyn started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness. (Don't whine about grape puns.)
LOL- But the doctors should have checked the effects of alcohol on a person's driving instead.
Those are fun. Took me a second on 'dark.'
Thank you, with all the libscum about: I needed the laugh.
Hey Arnold. Taking Steroids has caught up to you. Who the fuck are you to tell Americans to screw their Freddom.
keep it up. You eliest's will pay the price.
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