Financial Planning

Mr. President,
i could really use your help.
i was talking with my financial planner, investment broker, and my lenders. i was trying to explain to them, that i wanted to realign everything to match the White House Plan.

they looked confused, said, what do you mean?
i said, you know, i want to spend twice as much as i take in, i don't want to have a budget, or plan, or even save anything for the future.

they looked at me like i was a space alien and their Novocain shot just took effect, they couldn't even talk.
oh sure, their mouths were moving and they had sweat coming off their faces, but unless they were speaking baby talk, or a
super secret bedroom language, i couldn't make it out.

the think is, i don't think i'm  the best one to explain your system to them, since i don't really get it myself, so, i was hoping you, Geithner, and Bernanke could eplain it to them for me.

you guys are smooooth talkers.

i bet you guys could probably explain to North Korea, or Somalia  just how good they got it.

Thanks for you help,
my people are really looking forward to talking with your people.

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