A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you Sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging Out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without Missing a beat, blurts out.... "Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone, too!!"
I have traveled a lot and while I loved New Zealand and respect the country and people why don't we contact them and see if they would be interested in some of the overflow that we have that do not understan that become better by doing something productive. The Republicans call that work and paying taxes, the Democrats call that welfare and everything free. Keep in mind New Zealand is a progressive country and the people w-o-r-k so that about ruins my suggestion because that's a foreign language to the Administration. Oh well I tried I just didn't have an audience because the people reading this are hard working, truthful people that realize Hillary can't help it because she can't handle the truth and does not know what it is. To her the truth is what ever she decides to say. Gee in rereading this it dosn't make sence so maybe I should be running on Hillaries accomplishments which are zero. I meet Hillaries qualifications because I haven't said or did any thing but I got some people to waste their time reading it which is the same as voting for Hillary.