You've heard of elf on a shelf. Get ready for Bernie on a gurney

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Whistle blower Sue Gordon is really Gary Busey in drag.

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D'Oh!?

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Nazis Defined: Sound Familiar?

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Dog vs. Fox

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Deep State vs. Deep Throat

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And now you know the rest of the story...

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This pussy in a dress wants to be your president

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Introducing the Ronco "Trump is not my president" wall adaptor 220 Volt version

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What if?

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Who Wore it Better, Homer Simpson or Hillary Clinton?

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Who Wore it Better, Hillary or Kirby Vacuum Cleaners?

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Dear Democrats: It's time for your anal probe.
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Is Mitt Romney a Pedophile?
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From 1999-2014, Ukraine donated more money to the Clinton Foundation than any other foreign country.

  • - Biden, Pelosi, Kerry, & Romney all have children working for Ukrainian gas companies.
  • - All of the people I mentioned want Trump impeached.

Are we connecting the dots yet? There is collusion alright.

The whole Russian collusion debacle is a smokescreen to cover-up their own Ukrainian collusion. Remember Nazi propaganda minister Goebbels: "Accuse the opposition of that which you are guilty." ~obfuscation, projection & deflection

Iceberg dead ahead!
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(Just smirk, like The Donald!)

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TRUMP:  Trump To Give ‘Start Your Engines’ Command At Dayton

President Donald Trump will give the command for drivers to start their engines before the Daytona 500.

Daytona International Speedway officials named Trump the grand marshal for NASCAR’s season opener, meaning he will deliver the most famous four words in auto racing. “Gentleman, start your engines,” has been a staple of races around the country and world for decades.

White House spokesman Judd Deere said Thursday the president plans to attend the race. Track president Chip Wile confirmed the news in a release.

“Daytona International Speedway has been privileged to have hosted several sitting presidents of the United States over our history,” Wile said. “We’re honored that the president of the United States has chosen to experience the pageantry and excitement of ‘The Great American Race.’”

Trump is the third sitting president to attend a race at Daytona, but only the second to attend the Daytona 500. George W. Bush attended in 2004. Trump is the first to be given an honorary role in pre-race ceremonies.

Trump is scheduled to spend part of the Presidents Day weekend at his private club in Palm Beach, Florida.

The Federal Aviation Administration issued a flight restriction for Sunday and the U.S. Secret Service, which is responsible for presidential security, also tweeted to fans that drones are prohibited within 30 miles of the race in Daytona Beach — a restriction put in place for presidential visits.

Trump has hosted previous NASCAR champions at the White House and last October awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to motorsports titan Roger Penske. Last year, Trump also praised retired driver Mario Andretti, the Daytona 500 winner in 1967, reminiscing about a ride Andretti gave him in a race car for his reality show “The Apprentice.”

“I said, ‘Mario, get me out of here. I want to get out of this car,’” Trump recalled. “We went so fast. We literally — we covered four blocks in like a second.”

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