‘War fo’ Independenizzle': School teaches American history according to Snoop Dogg

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Drop dead David McCullough, there’s a new historian in schools: Snoop Dogg.

A parent, who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of retribution, recently brought attention to an American History worksheet his 8th grade child received in a St. Mary’s County, Maryland school district.

Titled “Snoop Dogg’s US History Review,” students are required to fill in the blanks to tell the history of the American Colonies.

One passage reads:

In 1606, King James I granted a charter to tha _____ to found a colony on tha eastern shore of Nizorth America. They took 150 brave passengas and founded ______ in 1607, tha first permanent colony of America. Off the hizzay! Their leada _______ was a straight gangsta and negotiated wit tha nearby ______ Indians fo’ food fo’ sheezy. Eventually, tha colony began ta thrive wit tha grow’n of ______, a crizzay cash crop. To wizzle tha farms, many land-ownas imported ______ from England, who worked fo’ a numba of years in return fo’ they passage to America. Slaves were brought from Africa along tha harsh ______ Passage ta work. Ya feelin me?

“My child was bothered by the language and said they had a hard time figuring out what Snoop was saying, and what really bothered my child was where Snoop referred to the American liberty fighters, killed by the British, as ‘thugz,'” the parent tells EAGnews.

Indeed, the lesson explains the Boston Massacre by saying “British troops iced 4 thugz.”

Regarding the Salem Witch Trials, the lesson reads, “Trouble fo’ 19 honeys came in 1692 tho, when they were tried n capped for witchcraft in tha village of _______, Massachusetts. Slap yo self.”

The lessons are peppered with bizarre statements like, “They’d slap tha taste out yo mouf,” “Throw yo guns in the air” and “Drop it like it’s hot!”

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Do they still have parent/teacher conferences anymore?  Do parents bother these days to find out what their kids are learning?  What's being taught?  HOW?  ANYTHING?  My parents NEVER missed any meetings with teachers, and ALWAYS knew what subject I was working on at the time, how my grades were, what I needed help in.  

You people will most likely not believe this, but when I had children in school, I was banned from three different schools.  My last wife got elected to the school board where we were living and I still could not go.  She did a wonderful job on the school board and did make a positive difference.  I guess I spent too many years carrying a rifle and believe that almost anything can be fixed by good breathing technique's, a good site picture, and a steady aim.


One of my son-in-laws is a foreman on a large dairy farm.  He said he would much rather have an illegal Mexican working for him than a crack head demonRAT.

As long as Parents, do not keep their eyes on what their Children are being taught, as long as they do not take command, and start attending School Board Meetings, figuring out the "Bad Actors" and campaigning against them, this will continue.     School Board Members must be elected, so you do have a choice, and you can make a difference, but first ,Adults must educate themselves as to what is going on.  Be informed, and if you are offered no more than this Trash, move.     As an Ex Real Estate Executive, I cannot tell you how many people choose homes in areas with good schools.      One huge movement to improve your schools would to demand "Common Core" of Jeb Bush fame is not in your District.

We should hang that treasonizzle piece of shizzle in the white hizzle. Beat his half black assizzle to hellizle.

Drizzle bobizzle my niggizzle.

If this punk ass son of obama was even mentioned in a school my kid was attending they would damn sure know who I was 

Our schools are very protective of these papers they pass to our children and study courses. Most parents have no idea of the crap that is being told to our children in our schools. This needs to be made public on a national level.

Jesus Christ, what a joke and mockery! No wonder things are backward here now...

Good Lord!  I cant even figure out what he's saying, between his 'spelling' and word use, and invented words, there is NO way to reason it out!  I'm sure if I asked him ('Snoop Dogg') 'What skoo you went?', he'd answer, 'Same skoo you gone'.  

If it's anyting but a JOKE, those kids are in trouble!

The school principal must be black




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