In Jack London’s famous short story, “To Build A Fire,” a man freezes to death because he underestimates the cold in America’s far north and cannot build a proper fire. The unnamed man—a chechaquo, what Alaska natives call newcomers—is accompanied by a wolf-dog that knows the danger of the cold and is wholly indifferent to the fate of the man. “This man did not know cold. Possibly, all the generations of his ancestry had been ignorant of cold, of real cold, of cold 107 degrees below freezing point. But the dog knew; all its ancestry knew, and it had inherited the knowledge.”
If only the bureaucrats in Washington DC knew what the wolf-dog knew. But alas, now comes the federal government to tell the inhabitants of Alaska’s interior that, really, they should not be building fires to keep themselves warm during the winter. The New York Times reports the Environmental Protection Agency could soon declare the Alaskan cities of Fairbanks and North Pole, which have a combined population of about 100,000, in “serious” noncompliance of the Clean Air Act early next year.
Like most people in Alaska, the residents of those frozen cities are burning wood to keep themselves warm this winter. Smoke from wood-burning stoves increases small-particle pollution, which settles in low-lying areas and can be breathed in. The EPA thinks this is a big problem. Eight years ago, the agency ruled that wide swaths of the most densely populated parts of the region were in “non-attainment” of federal air quality standards.
That prompted state and local authorities to look for ways to cut down on pollution from wood-burning stoves, including the possibility of fining residents who burn wood. After all, a declaration of noncompliance from the EPA would have enormous economic implications for the region, like the loss of federal transportation funding.
The problem is, there’s no replacement for wood-burning stoves in Alaska’s interior. Heating oil is too expensive for a lot of people, and natural gas isn’t available. So they’ve got to burn something. The average low temperature in Fairbanks in December is 13 degrees below zero. In January, it’s 17 below. During the coldest days of winter, the high temperature averages -2 degrees, and it can get as cold as -60. This is not a place where you play games with the cold. If you don’t keep the fire lit, you die. For people of modest means, and especially for the poor, that means you burn wood in a stove—and you keep that fire lit around the clock.
Growing up in Alaska, I learned this from an early age. (My father, in fact, was a chechaquo. As a white kid growing up in Alaska native villages in the 1950s, the native kids would call him and his siblings chechaquos as a kind of juvenile epithet.) Like many families in Alaska, then and now, we weren’t wealthy and had no other means of staying warm besides burning wood. As kids, my brothers and I would spend long hours stacking cords of wood and, when we were older, felling trees, cutting them into logs, and hauling them back to the house. It wasn’t romantic, it was simply part of life in the far north: firewood was as natural and necessary as food and water.
For most Alaskans, it still is. Replacing wood-burning stoves, especially in the state’s interior, isn’t easily done. Ever since the EPA’s ruling in 2008, local and state efforts to address air pollution caused by wood stoves hasn’t solved the problem. As the editors of the Fairbanks newspaper recently noted, “The borough faces two unpalatable alternatives: More stringent restrictions on home heating devices that could impact residents’ ability to heat their homes affordably, or choosing to stand pat and accept a host of costly economic sanctions and health effects to residents.”
You are so right. What needs to happen is to put these people in a cabin there and tell them they can't burn wood to keep warm. See how long they continue that nonsense. I'll bet they've never been cold, REALLY COLD, in their entire lives.
Yes, they will be frozen to death, but the air surrounding their frozen corpses will be pristine! Another brilliant idea brought to you by idiot liberal government bureaucrats!
E.P.A employees need to be out of work
I'm not sure what they do now could really be classified as work. When I think of what they do, I conjure up a mental image of a thousand Chimpanzees in a large room with a thousand typewriters on a thousand desks.
Here's a thought!
The good people of Fairbanks and North Pole should build a large cage. Inside the cage build a small shelter stocked with dehydrated food and luke warm water in insulated containers (to keep the water from freezing...for a while). Also, put in a wood stove, plenty of split, dry firewood, some kindling, tinder and matches. Then, by whatever means necessary, round up the government idiots and heard them into the cage. Then explain to these morons they have two choices. (1) Freeze to death or (2) build a fire to stay warm and survive, even though it means violating their precious rules.
Perhaps then these overpaid idiots will begin to get the idea of life in the far north.
I doubt it! Just remember there is no fixing stupid.
Wanna bet? ;o))
@Bill............Or we could kill a decent number of them off!!! I'd be pretty sure, they couldn't figure out Matches.
After 32 years in Fairbanks I can tell you that the EPA just simply should be ABOLISHED, along with a long list of alphabet agencies standing in the way of common sense!
I agree! Common Sense has gone the way of the globalists. If you won't be ruled by them then they will do any and everything to destroy you.