EAGLES & OTHER BIRD BRAINS
by Burt Prelutsky
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After the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles let it be known that most of the team had no intention of showing up at the White House, indicating that only the owner and the mascot would make an appearance, President Trump canceled the invitation.

The organization then said they might agree to be honored if the event could be postponed until Trump had gone to Singapore.

Here’s my advice to Trump and all of his successors: Stop inviting sports teams to the White House. I don’t know who started the silly tradition, but it’s time to put an end to it. These guys get more than enough mindless adulation from their fans, not to mention more money in a year than most of us will make in our lifetimes.

Save these celebratory occasions for military veterans and the sort of anonymous Americans who are trotted out only once a year and seated in the balcony during State of the Union addresses. You know – those folks who have done something besides pass a football or dribbled a basketball, something extraordinarily self-sacrificial that reminds us what actual heroes look like.

⦿  Jimmy Kimmel, who has made a career out of demeaning President Trump and members of his family and administration, got the stoopnagels in his studio audience to laugh and applaud by mocking Mrs. Trump’s accent.

That is despicable on so many levels, I hardly know where to begin. First of all, she has an accent because she’s foreign-born, but it’s not entirely beside the point that she’s fluent, if possibly accented, in five languages. But that cuts no ice with the snot who wastes an hour and a half every night taking cheap shots at a guy who, on top of all his other accomplishments, hosted a long-running TV show that was more successful than Kimmel’s.

I know that Kimmel would claim he’s showing courage by taking on Trump, but we all know better. Real courage would require him to make fun of Al Sharpton’s accent, but he’d never dare, even though the race-hustler was born in the U.S.

Besides, isn’t Kimmel and the other self-righteous show biz bimbos forever reminding us that America is a land of immigrants? Well, it’s a fact that most immigrants have accents, even if they come here from English-speaking countries.

Before we move on, I’m curious where they dredge up the audience for shows like Kimmel’s, “The View” and Stephen Colbert. Do the local zoos rent out their clap-happy seals?

⦿  Although the Supreme Court ruling in favor of baker Jack Phillips was decided on very narrow grounds, at least the Court, by a 7-2 vote, came down in favor of religious rights. Only Sonia Sotomayor and the woman Rush Limbaugh refers to as Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg displayed their usual bigotry towards every religion with the exception of Islam.

On the sensitive topic of homosexuality, I oppose same-sex marriages because I think it’s such a ridiculous notion, but I tend to come down on the side of those who think what people choose to do in their bedrooms is their own business, but only if they extend that same tolerance to what others do in their bakeries.

So long as there are plenty of bakers, florists and photographers, willing to service same-sex weddings, homosexuals have no business trying to compel those who don’t wish to participate. In fact, I would arrest those who seek out religious Christians for the sole purpose of putting them out of business. So long as we’re going to have hate crimes on the books, this should be treated as one.

I realize that homosexuals, bi-sexuals and transgenders, carry a board-sized chip on their shoulders, ready to take offense if anyone even looks at them cross-eyed, but I can’t help sometimes longing for the good old days when the psychiatric profession agreed that such conditions were manifestations of mental disorders.

It figures that the terminally confused community of sexual misfits would take umbrage at therapists who try to “cure” those who desire a cure.

So long as nobody is forced to be cured, I’d say it’s none of their beeswax.

They remind me of those moronic activists who railed at the parents of deaf and blind children who sought out surgeons to cure their kids of their handicaps.

The loons regarded it as an insult to themselves that anyone would think that having all six senses was preferable to having only four or five.

⦿  Kim Jong-un replaced three of his hardline advisors, possibly as a sign of good faith prior to the Singapore summit. I can only imagine how envious Trump must have been, imagining how delicious it would be to make clown-Schumer, Pulosi, scumbag-Durbin and mad-Maxine Waters, disappear with the use of his pen or his phone.

⦿  While promoting a novel he is pretending to have co-written, liar-Bill Clinton is facing tougher questions than he ever faced as president. Asked how he felt at the time of the Monica Lewinsky scandal, he said: “I felt terrible at the time.”


Not a very chivalrous comment. If he felt that lousy, isn’t that a slam at his paramour? Are we supposed to believe that it was a charitable act on his part, a pity shtoop? What a guy! A regular Albert Schweitzer!

He went on to suggest that even as far back as when he was the governor of Arkansas, he was always a champion of women: “I had a lot of women in my office.” Does this guy even listen to himself?

Things didn’t improve when he added: “I passed a sexual harassment bill as governor.” One could hardly help thinking: “But, usually, when such bills are passed, they’re intended to prevent sexual harassment, not encourage it.”

⦿  When I heard that my home state is passing a tough new mandatory water rationing bill that will restrict water use to 55 gallons-a-day per person by 2022 and 50 gallons by 2030, I almost plotzed. Just for purposes of enlightenment, an 8-minute shower uses about 17 gallons of water, a load of laundry up to 40 gallons.

As usual, I’m trying to look on the bright side. Apparently, raising our state taxes to the highest in the nation and making us pay roughly $1.50 more for a gallon of gas than everyone else hasn’t been enough to wake up the electorate. Perhaps cutting off our water supply, forcing us to decide if we want clean bodies or clean clothes, will finally do the trick.

⦿ I’d like to close with something that Brit Hume, who often provides a touch of much-needed Middle American wisdom to the general discussion at Fox, said to Bret Baier the other evening: “Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Be kind.”

 
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“Stop Mass Hysteria”  Michael Savage On Current Media Frenzy: It’s Like A Virus, An Epidemic… It Will Die Of Its Own Oxygen Deprivation 

The Gateway Pundit’s Jim Hoft interviewed Dr. Michael Savage on his latest book “Stop Mass Hysteria” this weekend.

“Stop Mass Hysteria” COULD NOT come at a better time. And our discussion with Dr. Savage on this subject was timely to say the least.

Dr. Savage discussed the history of mass hysteria in America from the Salem witch trials to the Trump-Russial collusion witch hunt.

Michael Savage also shared his thoughts on the mass hysteria surrounding the Brett Kavananaugh confirmation hearings.

Dr. Michael Savage: Let me just say starting from the beginning that there is a huge difference between mass hysteria and justified concern. And this is something we have to understand. There are imagined threats and then there is real danger as we all know. And this is an imagined threat – That Kavanaugh poses a threat to all women on the planet that he’s a mad rapist. That he will be on the Supreme Court running around and making the climate of rape more acceptable. This is the greatest example of mass hysteria since the Trump derangement syndrome. And it is a continuation of course, of the hatred of Trump and their hatred for those of us who supported Donald Trump, and Donald Trump’s agenda more than Donald Trump. It’s really not about Donald Trump it’s about the agenda which is largely based on modern nationalism that I offered for many, many years.

Dr. Savage is truly brilliant. He publishes a book on mass hyteria and the the Kavanaugh confirmation comes along.

Dr. Savage goes on to say the number one greatest threat facing America today is radical Islam. “For the last 1,400 years radical Islam has been at war with the world. This is not Islamophobia as the mainstream media would have you believe. It is history.”

Michael Savage took some time to bash CNN in his chapter titled “From Salem to CNN” where he compares the two asking, “They’re not too different are they?”

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Michael went on to describe the real “war on women” is the radical feminists who are actually debasing feminists and debasing women across America with false accusations, or exaggerated accusations.

Dr. Savage talked about the danger of mass hysteria, “It’s like a virus. As a trained epidemiologist it’s really like an epidemic. It’s almost a medical situation, this madness is very similar to an epidemic that continues to spread though a population without discriminating who it attacks. That’s the point. And so in stopping mass hysteria I try to bring real history to the discussion rather than straight polemics.”

Near the end of the interview I asked Michael about what will eventually the end of mass hysteria. Michael offered this, “We have to believe at the end reason will trump hysteria. We have to believe. I believe this mania we are living through will die of its own oxygen deprivation.”

Let’s hope Dr. Savage is right. He usually is. God help us.

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