“DEAR SENATOR
clown-SCHUMER…”
by Burt Prelutsky
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As some of you know, I often write letters to politicians. I do it in the hope that for once they will heed the counsel of someone other than their major donors and their campaign managers, someone who sincerely has the best interests of America at heart. The only time I have ever heard back from one was when I sent a $5 check to President Trump to kick-start the building of his border wall, and he returned the check with his thanks.

But hope springs eternal, even in this cynical heart, so I recently wrote the following to the minority leader of the U.S. Senate:

“Dear Sen. clown-Schumer: For the sake of transparency, I confess that I’m a registered Republican. That’s not because I hold the GOP in particularly high esteem. But these days, it’s enough that they’re not dummycrats-Democrats.

“I didn’t always feel this way. For a long time, I was adummycrats-Democrat. But as Ronald Reagan famously said, ‘I didn’t leave the Party; the Party left me.’

“Frankly, I can’t imagine what your professional life must be like. As a TV writer, I have had to go to work in offices where it took only one person to turn it into a toxic atmosphere. You, on the other hand, go to work and have to spend most of your time with mean-spirited ignoramuses. It’s even worse for Nancy Pulosi. At least as a senator, you don’t have to hold conferences with the likes of scumbag/mad-Maxine Waters, scumbag-Adam Schiff and, in a few months, the commie-Bernie Sanders disciple who will be representing New York’s 14th congressional district.

"Or at least it would be worse if Ms. Pulosi wasn’t every bit as nasty and feebleminded as her associates.

“I could be mistaken, but you seem brighter than most of your Senate colleagues. As such, doesn’t it trouble you when you have to react automatically and negatively to everything that President Trump says and does?

“Surely, as an American, you had to be hoping that the Singapore Summit would lead to Kim Jong-un’s denuclearizing the Korean Peninsula. But no sooner had it ended than you were on TV insisting it had been a waste of time. You know you would not have said that if it had been Barack liar-nObama at the meeting. You even had the audacity to claim that the agreement that sent $150 billion in cash to Iran, the number one sponsor of terrorism and the number one enemy of Israel, was in our best interest. Aren’t you the least bit ashamed of that?

“You can’t possibly believe that open borders are a good thing for America. Understand, I’m not saying that there aren’t major Republican donors who want an endless supply of cheap labor, but how do the rest of us benefit from having a constant stream of unskilled illiterates streaming into our country?

“Even in terms of purely political strategy, adopting the Never-Trump resistance makes no sense. When you insist that everything this administration does is bad, you turn yourself into the very stupid boy who cried ‘Wolf!’ on an hourly basis. Why not at least appear to put partisanship aside and build the wall? At least, if it was constructed by union workers, you’d gain favor in that quarter. Those really are ‘shovel-ready’ jobs, unlike the fantasies liar-nObama kept referring to when he blew a billion dollars on outfits like Solyndra.

“Politically, it would be a windfall for your side. It would look like statesmanship, even if it were merely a ploy to helpdummycrats-Democrats get elected in November. Polls show that even those Latinos who are American citizens don’t want the invasion to continue. Why would they? After all, it’s their wages that are being undercut, their schools and health clinics that are being overwhelmed and their kids who are being victimized by MS-13 and their equally vicious sidekicks.

“You’re not a young man, Senator clown-Schumer. You are, like me, on the downhill side of your life. When the rabbi sends you off to the great unknown, would you prefer that he be able to say with a straight face: ‘Today, we are putting to rest a man of principle who did everything in his power to leave America a better place than he found it’ or ‘Today, we’re burying just another cheap political hack. Now let’s eat’?

“p.s. When you’re addressing the media, I would suggest you ditch the stiffs who always insist on huddling behind you. I know those other senators want to be seen on camera, but they just look dumb and, worse yet from your perspective, they make you look like a mob boss who can’t go anywhere without a bunch of goofy-looking bodyguards. Feel free to share this bit of free advice with Sen. McConnell.

“p.p.s. While I have your attention, could you please do something about this lunacy called dual-citizenship? Citizenship either means what we were both brought up to think it means, which is whole-hearted fidelity to a single nation, or it means nothing at all. Sort of like a nation that lacks the will to protect its own borders from foreign invaders. Dual-citizenship, when you get right down to it, is the equivalent of bigamy. Regards, Burt Prelutsky”

I’ll be sure to keep you posted if he gets back to me.
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yes he is a clown and a bigger liar and a socalist

I especially like the last sentence. 

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“Stop Mass Hysteria”  Michael Savage On Current Media Frenzy: It’s Like A Virus, An Epidemic… It Will Die Of Its Own Oxygen Deprivation 

The Gateway Pundit’s Jim Hoft interviewed Dr. Michael Savage on his latest book “Stop Mass Hysteria” this weekend.

“Stop Mass Hysteria” COULD NOT come at a better time. And our discussion with Dr. Savage on this subject was timely to say the least.

Dr. Savage discussed the history of mass hysteria in America from the Salem witch trials to the Trump-Russial collusion witch hunt.

Michael Savage also shared his thoughts on the mass hysteria surrounding the Brett Kavananaugh confirmation hearings.

Dr. Michael Savage: Let me just say starting from the beginning that there is a huge difference between mass hysteria and justified concern. And this is something we have to understand. There are imagined threats and then there is real danger as we all know. And this is an imagined threat – That Kavanaugh poses a threat to all women on the planet that he’s a mad rapist. That he will be on the Supreme Court running around and making the climate of rape more acceptable. This is the greatest example of mass hysteria since the Trump derangement syndrome. And it is a continuation of course, of the hatred of Trump and their hatred for those of us who supported Donald Trump, and Donald Trump’s agenda more than Donald Trump. It’s really not about Donald Trump it’s about the agenda which is largely based on modern nationalism that I offered for many, many years.

Dr. Savage is truly brilliant. He publishes a book on mass hyteria and the the Kavanaugh confirmation comes along.

Dr. Savage goes on to say the number one greatest threat facing America today is radical Islam. “For the last 1,400 years radical Islam has been at war with the world. This is not Islamophobia as the mainstream media would have you believe. It is history.”

Michael Savage took some time to bash CNN in his chapter titled “From Salem to CNN” where he compares the two asking, “They’re not too different are they?”

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Michael went on to describe the real “war on women” is the radical feminists who are actually debasing feminists and debasing women across America with false accusations, or exaggerated accusations.

Dr. Savage talked about the danger of mass hysteria, “It’s like a virus. As a trained epidemiologist it’s really like an epidemic. It’s almost a medical situation, this madness is very similar to an epidemic that continues to spread though a population without discriminating who it attacks. That’s the point. And so in stopping mass hysteria I try to bring real history to the discussion rather than straight polemics.”

Near the end of the interview I asked Michael about what will eventually the end of mass hysteria. Michael offered this, “We have to believe at the end reason will trump hysteria. We have to believe. I believe this mania we are living through will die of its own oxygen deprivation.”

Let’s hope Dr. Savage is right. He usually is. God help us.

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