“DEAR SENATOR
clown-SCHUMER…”
by Burt Prelutsky
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As some of you know, I often write letters to politicians. I do it in the hope that for once they will heed the counsel of someone other than their major donors and their campaign managers, someone who sincerely has the best interests of America at heart. The only time I have ever heard back from one was when I sent a $5 check to President Trump to kick-start the building of his border wall, and he returned the check with his thanks.

But hope springs eternal, even in this cynical heart, so I recently wrote the following to the minority leader of the U.S. Senate:

“Dear Sen. clown-Schumer: For the sake of transparency, I confess that I’m a registered Republican. That’s not because I hold the GOP in particularly high esteem. But these days, it’s enough that they’re not dummycrats-Democrats.

“I didn’t always feel this way. For a long time, I was adummycrats-Democrat. But as Ronald Reagan famously said, ‘I didn’t leave the Party; the Party left me.’

“Frankly, I can’t imagine what your professional life must be like. As a TV writer, I have had to go to work in offices where it took only one person to turn it into a toxic atmosphere. You, on the other hand, go to work and have to spend most of your time with mean-spirited ignoramuses. It’s even worse for Nancy Pulosi. At least as a senator, you don’t have to hold conferences with the likes of scumbag/mad-Maxine Waters, scumbag-Adam Schiff and, in a few months, the commie-Bernie Sanders disciple who will be representing New York’s 14th congressional district.

"Or at least it would be worse if Ms. Pulosi wasn’t every bit as nasty and feebleminded as her associates.

“I could be mistaken, but you seem brighter than most of your Senate colleagues. As such, doesn’t it trouble you when you have to react automatically and negatively to everything that President Trump says and does?

“Surely, as an American, you had to be hoping that the Singapore Summit would lead to Kim Jong-un’s denuclearizing the Korean Peninsula. But no sooner had it ended than you were on TV insisting it had been a waste of time. You know you would not have said that if it had been Barack liar-nObama at the meeting. You even had the audacity to claim that the agreement that sent $150 billion in cash to Iran, the number one sponsor of terrorism and the number one enemy of Israel, was in our best interest. Aren’t you the least bit ashamed of that?

“You can’t possibly believe that open borders are a good thing for America. Understand, I’m not saying that there aren’t major Republican donors who want an endless supply of cheap labor, but how do the rest of us benefit from having a constant stream of unskilled illiterates streaming into our country?

“Even in terms of purely political strategy, adopting the Never-Trump resistance makes no sense. When you insist that everything this administration does is bad, you turn yourself into the very stupid boy who cried ‘Wolf!’ on an hourly basis. Why not at least appear to put partisanship aside and build the wall? At least, if it was constructed by union workers, you’d gain favor in that quarter. Those really are ‘shovel-ready’ jobs, unlike the fantasies liar-nObama kept referring to when he blew a billion dollars on outfits like Solyndra.

“Politically, it would be a windfall for your side. It would look like statesmanship, even if it were merely a ploy to helpdummycrats-Democrats get elected in November. Polls show that even those Latinos who are American citizens don’t want the invasion to continue. Why would they? After all, it’s their wages that are being undercut, their schools and health clinics that are being overwhelmed and their kids who are being victimized by MS-13 and their equally vicious sidekicks.

“You’re not a young man, Senator clown-Schumer. You are, like me, on the downhill side of your life. When the rabbi sends you off to the great unknown, would you prefer that he be able to say with a straight face: ‘Today, we are putting to rest a man of principle who did everything in his power to leave America a better place than he found it’ or ‘Today, we’re burying just another cheap political hack. Now let’s eat’?

“p.s. When you’re addressing the media, I would suggest you ditch the stiffs who always insist on huddling behind you. I know those other senators want to be seen on camera, but they just look dumb and, worse yet from your perspective, they make you look like a mob boss who can’t go anywhere without a bunch of goofy-looking bodyguards. Feel free to share this bit of free advice with Sen. McConnell.

“p.p.s. While I have your attention, could you please do something about this lunacy called dual-citizenship? Citizenship either means what we were both brought up to think it means, which is whole-hearted fidelity to a single nation, or it means nothing at all. Sort of like a nation that lacks the will to protect its own borders from foreign invaders. Dual-citizenship, when you get right down to it, is the equivalent of bigamy. Regards, Burt Prelutsky”

I’ll be sure to keep you posted if he gets back to me.
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yes he is a clown and a bigger liar and a socalist

I especially like the last sentence. 

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TOTAL BULLSHIT!: FBI Arrests Leader Of Militia Group Stopping Illegal Aliens In New Mexico

The FBI on Saturday arrested Larry Hopkins, the leader of the militia group that is stopping ‘asylum seekers’ after they illegally cross over the US border into New Mexico.

Hopkins was arrested shortly after the anti-American ACLU accused the militia group of kidnapping and illegally detaining the aliens.

Reuters reported:

Hopkins, 69, also known as Johnny Horton, was arrested in Sunland Park, New Mexico, on a federal complaint charging him with being a felon in possession of firearms and ammunition, the Federal Bureau of Investigation said in a statement.

“We’re not worried about it, he’s going to be cleared,” said Jim Benvie, a spokesman for the United Constitutional Patriots (UCP), blaming his arrest on political pressure from Lujan Grisham.

Hopkins is the “national commander” of the UCP, which has had around half a dozen members camped out on a rotating basis near Sunland Park since late February.

More than 300 ‘asylum seekers’ trying to illegally cross the US border this weekend surrendered to an armed militia of New Mexico citizens comprised of ex-cops and veterans.

This is what happens when the US government doesn’t even uphold its most basic commitment to the American people, to secure the borders from invaders.

The militia then handed over the detained aliens to US border patrol.

The militia immediately came under attack — PayPal and GoFundMe banned the group of armed citizens from being able to raise money.

In a statement to BuzzFeed, PayPal claimed that the group violated their “Acceptable Use Policy.”

“The account associated with United Constitutional Patriots has been closed due to a violation of our Acceptable Use Policy,” the spokesperson told BuzzFeed News. “We do not allow PayPal services to be used to promote hate, violence, or other forms of intolerance that is discriminatory.”

Mark Cheney, who identified himself to BuzzFeed as the “commander” of the militia, said that the bans have “killed” their efforts.

“They killed us,” Cheney said. “I have to find some other way for people to donate.”

There is a crisis at the US-Mexico border and the Democrats and activist judges are fighting President Trump at every turn.

In March alone, over 100,000 illegal aliens were detained by US border patrol.

According to reports, over 1.5 million illegal aliens will enter the United States in 2019 if the surge continues at the current rate.

Instead of arresting the illegal alien invaders, the FBI arrests an American man who is defending the borders. Let that sink in.

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